Sing Us a Song of the Century

Cats That Need Your Attention The Exact Moment You Start Reading  

Cats Against Literacy

imagine if animals kept us in cages and put us with our race so other animals can see us interact with each other

step by step.

This Man Did Something That’s Already Expected Of Women But He Gets Extra Praise Cause He’s A Man

No. A lot of women don’t go to cosmetology classes to learn how to do hair, they have the experience from growing up-their mom doing their hair, Then experimenting which what they can do themselves. This guy probably had short hair his entire life with no clue on what to do. He didn’t just look up how to do a ponytail, he paid for actual classes so that he could do his little daughters hair in cool and creative ways so that SHE gets the learning experience and learns how to do it her own and then can go to school with fabulous. This is A+ daddy right here, he went above and beyond because he knows that he lack in certain areas where a mom would pick this up. Please don’t destroy nice things that men do simply because they are men and you want to hate them.

Please don’t destroy nice things that men do simply because they are men and you want to hate them.

Shots fired.

anxiety: OK BUT WHAT IF -

me: homie we went over this like 100 times yesterday and we totally resolved it

anxiety: yeah but i’ve looked at it from a new angle and there’s like 20 more reasons why u should be worried about it

me:

me: …..go on

hello, crimestoppers? yeah i just witnessed a fucking murder

damn Wendy’s!

If you ever trip and fall in public, get up, laugh to yourself, and say to anyone looking: “Sorry, it’s just been so long since I’ve inhabited a body.” 

TDS, May 26, 2015

Jon Stewart wonders why some Republicans are okay with big government when it comes to surveillance, but not when it comes to healthcare

These beautiful flowers are actually a tasty Japanese dessert. Havaro, a pastry shop in Tokyo Station, uses edible flowers encased in gelatin to dress up their Bavarian cream desserts, which range from bite-sized to a full bouquet.

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do celebrities ever get called for jury duty? imagine having shaquille o’neal declare you guilty

get slammed in two courts at once

People born in 1997 are turning 18 now do you know how scary that is

I am frightened of the constant progression of time and space

I can sense the sarcasm but I cannot detect the lie

There are only two days in your lifetime that aren’t 24 hours long

This just fucked me up

What happens if you’re born or die exactly at midnight? Or if you’re born at noon and die at noon? Does the time add together then to make 2 hours?

There are only two days in your lifetime that aren’t 24 hours long

This just fucked me up

In Japan, radiation creates monsters (Godzilla) and in America radiation creates superheroes

Shockingly, it’s almost like Japan and America have very different narratives surrounding nuclear fallout. Now, if we all think very very hard, maybe someone could think of why this might be.

theres so much you can do with avocados tho 

like throw them in the trash

how dare