pshahajsjs my cat, everyone

When you have to pee but the cat is laying on you so you’d rather die

Rhett:

Also Rhett:

Seems like a legit form of measurement

Bless whoever posted this ad.

Only fifty bucks for these rambunctious gals.

what a deal for the drama

Not all heroes wear capes.

i love terry

Ernie and Bert are not gay because “they remain puppets and do not have a sexual orientation.”

5-hit fucking combo right here

What the fu

I wish I had a horngus

something to think about

PEOPLE WHO DONT KISS AFTER HEAD ARE SO FUCKING WEAK

When Catholic Answers sends you clickbait through the mail

we have come full circle 

This is really sweet

So for my AP United States History class we have to write a research paper; my topic is the gay rights movement in America. Today I began reading one of the books that I chose as a source

And I opened it up to the dedication page and found this

And if you don’t think that’s one of the sweetest and most romantic things ever then get out of my face

Ok, for the record, the author of this book, Jonathan Rauch, is a friend of my family, I’ve known him since I was a little kid, and I am here to tell you all that he and Michael have been together for 20-odd years now, got married in 2010, and remain to this day obviously, excessively, and adorably in love.

Anyway, they’re cute. Thought y'all would want to know.

you know what’s hot?

open and honest communication, genuine effort to understand someone else’s perspective, love and affection,

Fitbits are just like Tamagotchis, except the stupid little creature you have to keep alive is yourself.

Music is just wiggling air

don’t do this. don’t do this to me today.