3/15/2018

look at this neat doritos i got

HEY EVERYONE, CHECK OUT THIS KID’S DORITOS!

ねんどろいどもあ ロボボアーマー＆カービィ

http://www.goodsmile.info/ja/product/6815

the twitter thread the artist created after this was one of the best situations i have ever seen in my whole life:

Somebody give this ignoramus a piece of actual shark skin and tell him to rub his face with it, let him find out just how “smooth” sharks really are.

Somebody did. I use it as a pillowcase because it’s so smooth.

But buddy.

Shark skin feels exactly like sandpaper. It is made up of tiny teeth-like structures called placoid scales, also known as dermal denticles. These scales point towards the tail and help to reduce friction from surrounding water when the shark swims. … In the opposite direction, it feels very rough like sandpaper.

((Here m8 https://www.floridamuseum.ufl.edu/fish/discover/sharks/basics ))

Buddy. It’s smooth. The link you sent me led to a website that described how smooth they are. I dunno, maybe you don’t know how to read?

There👏🏼 are👏🏼 different👏🏼 types👏🏼 of👏🏼 sharks👏🏼

and 👏 they’re 👏 all 👏 smooth👏

from one way, they are; the other way, not so much

You’re half right. From one way they are smooth, but from the other way they’re also smooth.

qyzanc63

oh yeah, forgot kirby. here he is!

maybe lets plays are good after all

i need to put all three of these pictures in a single post. this is significant. this matters. this is why i exist

I’ve been slowly trying to drag myself out of my art funk, so before I work this weekend and probably wont have the energy to draw, I wanted to at least do something today, and something with Kirby was suggested to me by @billydreamshake. If you have anything you would like to suggest that I draw, don’t hesitate to tell me. It really helps to have other perspectives to work off of.

this is the most powerful image on the internet.. reblog to join the circle

Reblog to destroy all evil energies in your life

“We were pretty poor back in Mexico. My parents were divorced. Mom did the best she could. She was always a hustler. She’d sell jewelry, or food, or anything that she could. But a lot of nights there still wouldn’t be enough to eat. We’d survive on tortillas and salt. I was only eight when we came to America. So I was too young to understand. I think my mom thought she could make some money and bring us home. She thought she’d learn English, and maybe start a business. But it was so much harder than she expected. We moved so much looking for work. She’s fifty and she still cleans houses every day. Every year she gets more worn down. She’s been getting sick a lot lately. But she can’t afford to stop. She never will. Right now I’m in school. I always thought I had to be the best student because I’m undocumented. I thought I’d go to law school, or graduate school. But now I’m not so sure. My mom would literally destroy her body to make that happen for me. How could I allow that to happen? I’m a Dreamer. And everyone loves the Dreamers because we’re a perfect package to sell. But why am I the only one who gets the chance to feel safe? Whenever I hear ‘I stand with Dreamers,’ I always think about my mom. I’m not willing to throw her under the bus. I’m not willing to be a bargaining chip to make her seem like a criminal. Everything people admire about Dreamers is because of our parents.”

For more exemplary journalism, visit theonion.com.

pet owner: *hears noise*

pet owner: 

@billydreamshake

this is literally how i dance

This went from “wow that’s pretty neat” to “WTF ITS ALIVE” real quick

Hey Everybody I Love My Cat

@sanpellegrino-s

so smart !