compilation of texts my mom has sent me when my cat is wailing outside my room and i haven’t opened the door for her yet
Hotel California Girls
We're inescapable!
My 14 year old brother talking about Dragon Age
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OΔO
I just can’t wait for the day karasuno finally, finally wins the big game and then they’re all worked up and then daichi suddenly wraps his arms around suga’s neck and kisses him then and there and everyone’s like ‘mom, dad, how about later when we’re not on live tv uhmm PDA??’ but not tsukki nah man he takes yams and kisses him too but kags isn’t letting that jerk beat him he sweeps hinata up and showers him with kisses and Noya is screeching in the background, ‘me too, asahi’ and fucking leaps on him and everyone’s just staring incredulously for a minute before it all sinks in like
oh
no wonder these fuckers were so smooth and coordinated
AND HOLY MOTHER OF FUCK THEIR MANAGERS TOO
HOLD UP
THEIR COACH AND ADVISER
signs as more anime screencaps
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taurus:
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pisces:
i keep forgetting that i have lil 8th graders and freshmen following me
uhm
dont do drugs… stay in school… walk the dog… be critical of oppressive power structures… good kid
ever since i made this post alot of 8th graders have messaged me saying “ok i wont do drugs” and im glad im having an impact on the youth
earlier i thought about this and i laughed so hard i nearly shat mh pants
Reblog if you'd date an asexual
And I dont mean if youre like “yeah, I’d date one because sometimes they still have sex” I mean reblog if you’re okay with having a relationship without any sex involved. I don’t mean a relationship without love because there are other ways to display affection and love just without sex. That’s it.
“Your skin is pale white and ice cold. Your eyes change color. And sometimes you speak like you’re from a different time. You don’t go out in the sunlight. How old are you?” “…Seventeen.” “…How long have you been seventeen?” “A while…” “I know what you are.” “Say it. Out loud.” “APH Iceland.”
your fave is problematic… hydromatic… ultramatic… why it could be greased lightning!!!!
Reblog if you're not straight
Note: Asexuals and aromantics count as “not straight”
thank u for remembering us