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Gonna bring back these bust commissions if anyone is interested! They're 40 USD (50 if they have complicated clothes or details - if you're unsure just ask!). I'm open to any characters, not just dragons, though I'd like to stick to animals rather than humans/machines/etc.

Contact: Holly.o.lucero@gmail.com

90s anime women were so fucking beauitful god bless. i miss them so much

shes the cutest anime girl ive ever seen and shes in the bg for 2 seconds

i think im in love with her. bg characters 4ever โค๏ธ

since so many people are reblogging this the anime is Golden Boy ๐Ÿ’– its an ecchi comedy so expect the average "boobs bouncing lots of sex jokes" kind of humor but the art style and character designs are so pretty im just kind of fixated on that

this is the main lady:tm: she has a manic look in her eyes sometimes that i really enjoy

OP please elaborate

with pleasure

A boy can dream, can't he?

Hey, so if you have Windows 11 installed and have been losing your mind over the fact that you can't find your own files because Windows is now prioritizing internet search results first, you can fix it by following this guide:

As someone with over 900 GB of intentionally and properly named files on her computer (I do a lot of digital art and digital media work that requires high-volume files that function off of dependencies), this feature was making me furious. I followed the above instructions and can confirm that the method outlined solves the problem.

I have just tried this, it works and the explanation how to do it was so user friendly and clearly laid out.

10 and 11 are also kinda secretly adding Windows Copilot to your computer when you're not looking. Even without software updates. You can follow this guide to disable Copilot

The guide uses a program called gpedit (group policy editor), if you can't find it on your computer, follow this guide to install/enable it, and remember to always run as administrator:

Run these commands in command prompt.

  • Win + Q
  • Search: command prompt
  • Right-click > Run as admin
  • Copy, paste, and enter these commands:

FOR %F IN ("%SystemRoot%\servicing\Packages\Microsoft-Windows-GroupPolicy-ClientTools-Package~*.mum") DO ( DISM /Online /NoRestart /Add-Package:"%F" )

FOR %F IN ("%SystemRoot%\servicing\Packages\Microsoft-Windows-GroupPolicy-ClientExtensions-Package~*.mum") DO ( DISM /Online /NoRestart /Add-Package:"%F" )

  • Test it by opening Win + R
  • Type: gpedit.msc
  • See if it opens

before you stab someone: THINK!

how can you make it Tender?

how can you make it Homoerotic?

how can you make it Implicitly intimate?

how can you make it Noticeably a metaphor for sex?

how can you make it Kind of gay?

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It's hilarious to me how Colossal Biosciences wants to be movie-version John Hammond but are 100% book-version John Hammond. In the Jurassic Park novel, it's very clear: John Hammond is a con artist who gives people an illusion, not the truth. He knew from the beginning that what he was making weren't dinosaurs, but he didn't care because he had a story to sell. He wasn't just "filling in gaps" with the frog dna, his scientists were basically making things up from whole cloth and he had no pretence about it- but he also knew what the public wanted to believe.

These are not dire wolves. These are GMO gray wolves. Dire wolves aren't even in the same genus as gray wolves, and we know this from genetics.

What Colossal is doing is scamming the public. They want you to believe that they can pull off miracles. They can't. It's the flea circus where everything is mechanised, but because you want to believe, you "see" the fleas. They might be good at genetic modification and they might be good at hyping themselves up, but they haven't de-extincted the dire wolf. They didn't activate mammoth genes in a mouse. They are lying to you and they're going to keep doing it. Don't believe the hype.

Can we start de-extincting useful crops from the future to avoid GMO fear, or does that require ridiculous lies about a glorious past and/or colonialist claims on lost foodways.

So you found a dead body in the woods

The worst thing you've worried about, going on hikes, happens. This happens often, in the grand scheme of things. It's always joggers and dogwalkers and hikers. My unlucky day came on October 24, 2022.

So what do you do when you find a dead body?

  1. Look in the other direction and take a breath. Panic wont help you or them.
  2. If you are comfortable, approach them and try to help. If not, it's okay. I was unwilling to approach (they looked real dead) and my 911 operator was 100% totally supportive and okay with that.
  3. Walk a little ways away. There is no reason why you need to keep staring at them. It's okay. Seeing a dead person is really wack!
  4. When you've caught your breath, call 911. My first thought was "Oh god, I don't want to talk to cops." and, good news, it's not cops! 911 responders are different people. They are trained to talk to you, to reassure you, and to help you. They are there for you. They understand you are freaking out. They are kind and patient.
  5. Your new buddy, the 911 person, will help you figure out where you are, exactly. They have access to your location via cell-tower and GPS, but if, like me, you were off-trail (oops), they might need your help navigating to you. I offered to also send a photo, and he provided an email, which he received immediately. I deleted the photo I took right away.
  6. Hang out on the phone with your dispatch friend. They're going to want to keep in touch with you as the paramedics approach. Are you freaking out by chattering too much? Are you freaking out by being dead silent? Both are okay! Apparently, my panic response is to become Super Midwestern Chatty. I was able to make him laugh, which I count as a win.
  7. Holler to the paramedics. My paramedics came deep into the ravine-filled woods, about six men, steering a rolling bed thing. We shouted at each other until they made it to the body. It would have been funny, watching them fumble along, if it wasn't so serious.
  8. Get out of there! The paramedics don't need anything from you. They're busy doing their job. They shooed me back to the trail and to the parking lot. I didn't have to go anywhere near the body.
  9. Meet cops in the parking lot. In my situation, the cops didn't want anything from me. They were just picking their noses in the parking lot while the paramedics did the real work. The cops said thanks for helping, while covering their bodycams, because they're pigs.
  10. Go eat donuts. Christ, that was a lot. Let yourself comedown and get some sugar to kickstart your system.
  11. Feel good that you gave a family closure. Yeah, that sucked. Yeah, your therapist is going to hear about this. Yeah, next time you come to this location, you're going to need a friend with you. But you did the right thing. You'll never know their family, but know that you gave them closure.

I'm no stranger to working with dead people but it's always been in an expected context. But a dear friend died in a wilderness incident, as have several acquaintances, and I am also a outdoors-er though so I've given this some thought before and would like to add a few of things I've also considered:

  • Shock tunnel vision is real, but take minute to assess your surroundings and make sure the scene is safe. Is there debris falling from nearby heights? Unstable slopes posing a fall risk? Signs of a large wild animal in the immediate vicinity?
  • If you are somewhere without cell service you're going to need to hike out, at least until you get a signal. Mark your location as specifically as you can on your map. Take some photos of the surrounding area, especially landmarks that are visible from a distance. 9/10 times I'm in the mountains, so this one's easier for me, but consider shots that show your location relative to transmission wires, far off lookout points, even the sun. If you travel with a compass and know how to take your bearings, write that down too. Note the time, even knowing how long it took you to get to the trailhead can help estimate the distance. Write these things down, don't rely on your memory.
  • If you're off trail, leave (ideally bright coloured) markers from the person you've found to the trail. Turn around after you've placed the markers and make sure they're visible from the perspective of someone moving toward the person you've found.
  • If the trail you're on has branches or forks, mark the path at junctions, always checking that your flags (or spare shoelaces, or whatever) are visible from the direction rescue services will be heading. Photos with your arm pointing the right way work too.
  • If it's a backcountry trail with no formal parking lot, don't forget to leave another marker where the trail meets the road.
  • If you still don't have cell service at the trailhead you're going to need to drive. If you're with someone who hasn't seen the person you found, or there are other people at the trailhead and you feel safe doing so, ask someone else to drive. You might be feeling a little shaky or distracted.
  • If you're driving yourself, use a seat belt, drive the speed limit, and pull over when you check for cell service. It might be hard to think of it this way, but this is no longer an emergency situation and putting your own life at risk cannot save the person you found.

That's it, those are my 2 cents (or, err, 7 cents) to add to this really great post. Hope I haven't derailed too much!

sorry to be mean again but every time i see someone make a post like this, i'll check out their blog and see beginner-level artwork that has no viable market outside of maybe small rp communities. artists with large social media followings don't just spawn one day with tens of thousands of followers, they acquire them over several years by either making interesting art or being an interesting person and definitely not by whining in the comments section of other artists about how privileged they are. whether or not art is "good" or "worth the money" is subjective, but professional conduct isn't. you are not entitled to a market just because you can draw decently. if you aren't getting any commissions, there are only two reasons: you haven't established a prior audience, or your art just isn't ready to be sold outside your friend circle. there's no magic "exposure" cheat code. that's it.

Is there beef with the Holstein cows and you or what was that joke lol

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It's kind of wild It's just never come up on this blog before, but I HATE holsteins. Bottom 10 cow breeds for me. I hate how they're so common they account for the majority of milk produced. I hate that they're the "default" cow to the point where some don't even know cattle HAVE other colors. I hate their tiny horns (IF THEY EVEN HAVE THAT. LOSER ASS HORNLESS COW) and their painfully massive udders.

Legit I'm trying so hard to not launch into a No Mouth Must Scream style AM speech-- shoot my hand slipped.

(AM speech about why i dont like holsteins below the cut)

the Cow Lore is definitely worth a read

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