Funky Stuff - YEAH

me and the five other people that didn’t see the northern lights are throwing a party and you’re not invited btw

Hello, I'm opening up for some D&D party doodles! This batch will be very limited, as I'm still finishing up the previous batch, and need to work on new comics soon as well! First come first serve, probably limiting to two or three parties. If interested, send an e-mail to yourdndstories at gmail, subject 'Doodles', for more information. Even if you don't secure a spot for this round, feel free to e-mail and I will add you to a list to e-mail the next time I open up, and we can lock in the current price as well. Thanks! -Andy

if it was about 15 years ago i’d already have seen 12 different AMVs of chimera falin set to three days grace animal i have become on my feed but that just doesn’t happen anymore. because of woke

Several different people have accepted this challenge it seems, but this one genuinely slaps.

Edit: the vidder’s tumblr is @decorativecrab

As above, so below

Mamenchisaurus, Jiangjunosaurus, Sericipterus.

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Wait a minute .. you guys aren't here for art references!

See also: the Mongolian Naadam festival

Concentration camp.

They built a concentration camp.

I don't think words can describe what this other than genocide.

saying 'xbox shuts down redfall developer arkane' is like if someone kidnapped michaelangelo and forced him to make a line of funko pops. and then killed him. and then all the newspapers reported it as 'funko pop designer michelangelo killed'

my commissions are open! if you're interested, submit a request here ♡

tweeter @frienem does the best HDB cosplay I've ever seen in my life

Oops, the duck is gone 😄

Superb..I love this..Intelligence beats strength..

Audio: cheerful orchestral music, like from a children's show

From catgirl Izutsumi's chapter in the Adventurer's Guide for Dungon Meshi:

Laois doesn't clock that what's acceptable to do with a cat isn't acceptable to do with a teenage girl, so Chilchuck, father of daughters, accepts that he must suffer if he doesn't want anything else Weird going on.

They will destroy nature and call it saving the planet.

Joshua Trees are a weird thing that stayed since the last Ice Age. They're on the decline anyways because no mega mammals eat their seeds and pop them out else where anymore. Hasen't been one around in over ten thousand years but still they persist. Sometimes they thrive in small areas and other times they die out.

Then California decides fuck the Joshua Trees and destroys four thousand of them.

Fuck California. Joshua Trees provide shelter to hundreds of different species.

Cunts.

People asking if there is anything that can be done, YES.

There is a group trying to get this halted but they need to be boosted!

Karlach the SECOND you stand still lol

Volume up!

Oh Karlach, never change my love <3

Hey btw, if you're doing worldbuilding on something, and you're scared of writing ~unrealistic~ things into it out of fear that it'll sound lazy and ripped-out-of-your-ass, but you also don't want to do all the back-breaking research on coming up with depressingly boring, but practical and ~realistic~ solutions, have a rule:

Just give the thing two layers of explanation. One to explain the specific problem, and another one explaining the explanation. Have an example:

Well, that's a very quick and simple explanation, which sure opens up additional questions.

It takes exactly two layers to create an illusion that every question has an answer - that it's just turtles all the way down. And if you're lucky, you might even find that the second question's answer loops right back into the first one, filling up the plot hole entirely:

When you're just making things up, you don't need to have an answer for everything - just two layers is enough to create the illusion of infinite depth. Answer the question that looms behind the answer of the first question, and a normal reader won't bother to dig around for a 3rd question.

This is good advice on worldbuilding.

And also. 

I would really like to play a vampire-hunting sewer-nun and her pet alligator in a ttrpg.

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