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Whale: "Yes, Taylor!"

@thefoxsaysyeswhale

I'm Johanna, 19, from Austria. I study philosophy. I will finally see Taylor slay on the 19th of June in Cologne. Also I think there should be a Taylor Swift Zoo with whales, foxes, goats, cats, meerkats, sheep, easter eggs and pegacorns.
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HELP A SWIFTIE OUT

YOU GUYssS I’M FREAKING OUT MY DAD SAID THAT IF I COULD PAY FOR THE TICKET BY MYSELF HE **MIGHT** BE ABLE TO FLY ME TO FLORIDA FOR THE TAMPA SHOW. The only problems are 1) I’m broke and am not old enough for a job and 2) I’d have to go alone. (Which I don’t mind too much.) 

My only hope of getting enough money to go is this website where I can sell phone cases, t-shirts, and house decorations with custom prints on them. I have lots of Taylor related stuff on there and more, and you could even request something, no extra fee.

 My first Taylor concert (sep. 4th) was totally ruined by the grumpy, bossy people in the top sections, and the fact that nobody told me what time I was supposed to get there… I’m so desperate for a re-do. Up close this time.

 All I need is about $275, but it would be amazing if I could get $4-500 for a pit ticket. A normal t-shirt is about $26, an iPhone case would be $25, a poster is about $19, a mug is $15, and stickers are $2.40. There are a lot of other things you can get too like tote bags, throw pillows, framed prints, leggings, notebooks, and WAY more. They’re all priced from $2 to $70. Anything helps, and like I said, you could send me any picture you want and I can put it in my shop for you.

Ever since my parents got divorced we haven’t been able to afford anything. Like my mom doesn’t even have a car anymore. It’s so depressing. I really need your help. The salt lake show was my first concert ever and it was ruined by a bunch of inconsiderate old people. Plus, FLORIDA. I’ve only left my state a few times and I’ve always wanted to see the ocean.

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE help me out. Even if you can’t buy something, just reblogging would be so helpful. If anyone else needs a reblog or any other kind of favor I’m more than happy to help you. This fandom is amazing and loving and I think we can do it. If anyone knows another way someone under 18 can make money other than mowing lawns, tell me. I’m so desperate.

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I’m so mad because this worked

Please let this work

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The signs as sassy Taylor Swift quotes

Aquarius: "Now go stand in the corner and think about what you did"
Pisces: "Well I didn't so..."
Aries: "She had heard a quote that she loved, that said, ‘There’s a special place in hell for women who don’t help other women."
Taurus: "If guys don't want me to write bad songs about them... then they shouldn't do bad things"
Gemini: "I’m not even going to remember the boy who broke up with me over the phone in 25 seconds when I was 18. … I looked at the call log — it was like 27 seconds. That’s got to be a record."
Cancer: "This is breaking news, but there are a few happy songs on this album. I do explore the emotion every once in a while."
Leo: "Shut the fuck up"
Virgo: "I know my flaws before other people point them out to me."
Libra: "Common, show me how much better you are"
Scorpio: "Can we have another question?"
Sagittarius: "I'm not gonna walk home with any men tonight"
Capricorn: "See, this one even comes with a phone, so he can break up with other dolls."
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bon-bon

The older I get the more I realise there are no grown ups and nobody knows what the fuck they’re doing.

Taylor Swift knows

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