reasons spiders need to check themselves

- why are you in my house - there is no food for you in here - you clearly knew you were entering somewhere you didn’t belong and did it anyways - #trespassing - i don’t go into the forest and sit in your web and suddenly dash out at your feet while you are trying to take a pee - you lift your legs so high when you’re walking like why are you being so extra - literally you don’t need to go on me while im sleeping i have rights - don’t act so fucking creepy? like learn manners please - you have 8 eyes and you can’t even tell you are mad swervin out ur lane. - you enter battle stance as soon as wind touches you like calm tf down you aren’t the center of the universe - stop breaking into my house pls - how did you get in here i feel violated

“You have four year old twins. Any idea what they’re gonna do when they get older?”

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Me, year 2074: haha wow so you were born in 2006? you must be like 5 years old lol

get u a girl who cant do either

my time to shine

get to know me meme [1/5] female characters: Sloan Sabbith (The Newsroom)

‘Cause you wouldn’t make it in jail, Don. I’d survive, but you wouldn’t. In fact, I’d thrive. How do you figure? Shawshank. I’d do everybody’s taxes and invest the warden’s money. What are you gonna do? Produce their nightly news show?

Sam is really inspired by Sharon’s speech 

coasts of Sardinia by cédric dasesson

(insp.)