Mads

THIS is what is at stake if twitter kills vine

“some people dont think [unattractive british actor] is hot???

well

[image of unattractive british actor]

does

[image of unattractive british actor]

this

[image of unattractive british actor]

change

[image of unattractive british actor]

your 

[image of unattractive british actor]

mind?”

[3 more images of unattractive british actor]

no it actually doesnt he still looks like a shoe

im glad we’re all on the same page

RIGHTEOUSNESS AND JUSTICE

Early retirement.  The best super power.

Loose grasp of punctuality

Being spoopy

Apparent invisibility while in a room.

EXPLODE IN A FIERY BURST OF AMAZINGNESS  … that yields the answer to life, the universe and everything. ;)

Scaring strange little red faced pilots.

Being able to find my cat from anywhere in the world. Or comicbooks. Or both.

Literally just being annoyed

i love catfish so much because they act like theyre fbi agents or something when theyre really just using reverse google image search

i thought you meant the animal and let me tell you that was a wild minute of me trying to figure out the psychology of fish thinking they’re federal law enforcement

How to start a fight in any pub in Britain:

Say “chip cob”

what the fuck is a chip cob?

*chip butty

if you put chips in a cob it becomes a butty, everyone knows that

Ok what the fuck is a chip butty?

The wrong name for a chip cob

I am so glad George Washington told y'all to fuck of so I don’t gotta participate in whatever this BS is

Eruptions at Mount Etna tin 2013 have changed the shape of its vent, causing it to blow perfect 100-meter-wide, 328 feet smoke rings. Source: Tom Pfeiffer

do you even vape bro?

This is the Gold Energy pool located in Llhas, Tibet. It reflects 24-karat gold leaves secured by crystals and is comfortably heated. (Source)

happy anniversary, dean & cas / september 18th, 2008

hey that's me :)

my life right now

I adore the catfish episodes when it turns out to be the actual person 😭💗

I hate those episodes I only watch for the deceit and lies