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give em the ol razzle dazzle

@hellayoutube / hellayoutube.tumblr.com

lotte, 15, holland. everything you say can and will be held against you, so only say my name.
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What girls say: I'm fine
What girls mean: I'm too embarrassed to ask for water from your mom because this is the first time I've been over and she's asked me like 500 times if I wanted any and I've been saying no but I'm dying of thirst
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boywlthluv

Do not fall in love with people like me. I will make you climb up nearly 90 degree slopes to reach salt deposits on the mountainside. I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. And when I leave you will finally understand, why I crave that mineral.

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princess tiana: raises money on her own and starts her own business as a black woman in the fucking 20s
everyone:
princess anna: kinda saves her sister after getting played off as the silly quirky girl the entire movie
everyone: WHOA!!!! WHAT A FEMINIST!!!!! HOLY SHIT THE ONLY DISNEY PRINCESS TO EVER HAVE GIRL POWER!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!! HOLY SHI
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moobeams

You can't love until age 25.

You’re brain isn’t fully developed until you’re 25. If you love any thing (especially if you’re a teenager) it’s just lust. You love playing guitar? It’s just lust. You actually want to fuck your guitar. You love food? Same thing. You love your family and your dog? You sick fuck. 

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