when a snapchat story is 100+ seconds
christmas is soon
Do not fall in love with people like me. I will make you climb up nearly 90 degree slopes to reach salt deposits on the mountainside. I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. And when I leave you will finally understand, why I crave that mineral.
You can't love until age 25.
You’re brain isn’t fully developed until you’re 25. If you love any thing (especially if you’re a teenager) it’s just lust. You love playing guitar? It’s just lust. You actually want to fuck your guitar. You love food? Same thing. You love your family and your dog? You sick fuck.
son is a gender neutral term to me now
if “barnacles” is a curse word in Spongebob, then how do you explain Barnacle Boy’s name
He’s a fuck boy
i had a pun about insanity but then i lost it