Wonderfully Amazing

they should invent a being in your twenties in which you do not feel your life is unsalvageable and ruined

"this page looks better in the app" "log in to continue" actually I'm going to shoot you with a gun

Doing some deep reading into Cherokee history for the project that I'm working on and I am continually amazed how fucking funny old Cherokee leaders were

When my uncle was younger his hobby was going to car dealerships to negotiate prices on the cars. He never actually bought any, he would just argue with the salesmen about prices then leave

Somewhere, there are orcas. I’m in my little gray house in Ohio surrounded by the stale, staticky air of winter indoors, but somewhere there are orcas. It’s an easy fact to forget. It’s easy to shrink your world to what you can see. But thankfully, somewhere, there are orcas.

Alright, I queued this in the beforetimes.

It's so incredibly poignant to be reminded of it now during coronatide.

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listen people are starting to realize tumblr isn’t dead we all need to be as cringe as possible for the next few months, it’s vital to our survival

I love that op said “be as cringe as possible” and my main man Tumblr replied with giffs of Superwholock in that exact order. I love you all so much.

— Friedrich Nietzsche, Letters 

ok hanging out on reddit is actually a great idea. someone said they didnt like henry cavill as geralt because witchers move "10x faster than a human", but cavill only moves at human speeds, and someone replied they were "fascinated by what actor they would suggest instead" given the limitation that all actors are human.

"maybe OP knows the secret to making witchers in real life but no one's listening" bro 😭

Equal opportunity benefits can be far-reaching

https://twitter.com/sarahmei/status/818682610712866817

They can’t just call the new covid variant fucking “omicron” that’s the scariest name they could’ve given it?? i know it’s following the Greek alphabet but omicron sounds particularly apocalyptic

amazing

An important clarification.

There are 18 fics about Ea-nasir, a Babylonian merchant who sold some substandard copper 3750 years ago. Avatar is only eight and a half times more popular than someone known only from clay tablets.

you ever look forward to commuting just bc you’re so excited to experience the fleeting joy of listening to you favourite music while wistfully gazing out of the window and daydreaming about alternative lives you could have lived