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Love in the Time of Sarcasm

@brbgottagoread / brbgottagoread.tumblr.com

Hi my name is Brooke and I like to stick to the "I don't know what I'm doing with my life" aesthetic
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Time for my annual oh remember tumblr is anyone even still on here post

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I haven’t been on tumblr in months why does my plant blog have over two thousand followers

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dandelion-thief
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gordons-moved

“Calling a male character hot means you’re attracted to males” listen buddy. When I see Tony Tiger on screen and I call him hot does that mean I’m attracted to him? Does that mean I want him to raw my ass until it’s nothing but floor dust? Does that mean I want him to call me his big hungry bungy and hold me in his big strong sexy arms?? actually this is a bad example can I start over

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blklesbian
Me : yeah I can finish my homework in 5 minutes
Lemony Snicket : Many things can be done in five minutes including enjoyable events such as confessing your love, opening a gift, or eating a delicious meal, as well as miserable events like death, a violent crime, or a severe anxiety attack... one thing that cannot be done in under five minutes is a ten page essay, a word which here means "a student's worst nightmare", and while I can assure you, dear viewers, that the boy would achieve one of these feats within five minutes, I am sorry to say it was not the essay, but rather the anxiety attack.
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