He chewed a guide in half but authorities made the decision not to put down this alligator as its alligator mom made an impassioned plea about how sorry it felt about eating all those people and how it had its whole life in front of it
“20 minutes of spinning death-roll action should not define my son”
beat hes a great swimmer too
At the American Constitution Society’s convention Thursday, Vice President Biden explained why Donald Trump’s recent racist comments against a federal judge are much more troubling than they appear. Elizabeth Warren also spoke at the even and had some more direct (and furious) words for Trump.
Joe Biden ain’t playin’.
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Lev Grossman (via quotemadness)
A late night interpretation of Jesus’ thoughts about rich people by Sensitive Mark.
While we’re at it, don’t forget that one time that Jesus saw predatory lending practices going down in the temple and he actually got violent. Yes. Jesus got violent. Over predatory lending practices.
Throwing tables and threatening people with a whip. Jesus was super pissed.
And that part is consistent across all four of the Gospels. Mathew, Mark, Luke, and John vary in a lot of places, but they’re consistent on the money changers story. Also, the paintings that this inspired are pretty rad.
99% of the time, Jesus was all “love thy neighbor” and “turn the other cheek” and “if someone asks you to walk a mile with them, walk two,” but where usury was concerned, he’d straight up kick your ass.
Jesus: “Be chill. We should all be chill. But also don’t lend money to people and charge them ridiculously high interest rates. Don’t do that. Especially not when people borrow money for the purpose of doing the right thing and making themselves better people. I really fucking hate that. Seriously, just don’t.”
*smashcut to 2016*
Me, living in a society that is intrinsically founded upon Christian doctrine and beliefs: “Student loan debt and credit card interest rates, am I right?”
i love twitter
You spin me right round… and round and round.
Animation by Matthias Brown
if you feel bad, you better be productive as well
Too real
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