leoreturns:

Will it hit a million notes today?

Will it hit 2 million notes today?

Person of Interest, Episode 4.21 'Search and Destroy'

i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like

AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE

“THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”

Dying.

Every fucking time I know what’s at the bottom and every time I still lose my shit.

I’m so happy this post is back again asdlkfjsa

HAPPY TEN YEARS TO “TWAS I THAT SET THE HOUSE ABLAZE”

Oh my god!!???

Every trek show requires:

"over the years, ive learned that sometimes you just have to punch your way through." Janeway thesis statement tbh

I keep seeing people online say that any job offering unlimited PTO is a "scam", because it's reverse psychology and you'll actually take less than normal, or that the manager still has to approve it and won't actually allow more than a few weeks.

I'm sure this can happen, but it's not at all a given! My husband's job offers unlimited PTO and he takes a cumulative average of 6-8 weeks off every year. Management is totally cool with it because he's a good worker who gets his projects done on time, and he's considerate by not taking off during the few weeks of the year that his team crunches for deadlines.

Don't scare people into avoiding jobs that offer good benefits in case they might not pay out. Instead, teach them to ask the right questions during interviews so they can gauge accessibility:

Remember, you're allowed to ask questions during interviews! Use it to your advantage. And don't avoid jobs just because someone told you the benefits are too good to be true.

This is what happened when a fanfic site is profit driven. Wattpad sucks 😞

The email from Wattpad is so condescending imagine pressuring writers to update and work while they are doing it for free and fun. Also the discovery? Algorithm? Of Wattpad looks like a stressful popularity contest 😑

Hey I just wanna quickly say that you only get these if someone reports the story. I've barely updated on Wattpad in the past two years and haven't gotten any of these, mostly because I don't even have an audience over there who has the potential or drive to report my fics. So, corporate greed is bad, yes, but it's also readers being buttheads

Hmm, that's interesting! You know what happens if someone reports a story for being incomplete on AO3? Jack shit, because not churning out content for your fun little hobby is not a reportable offense on AO3! And that's because, unlike Wattpad, AO3 isn't profiting off of your work, either directly or indirectly, and so when readers are buttheads, the AO3 abuse mods ignore them, instead of sending out weird automated messages harassing writers for daring to have a wip.

ao3 to wattpad is what tumblr is to twitter

Common interior design mistakes: having a crummy house. Try having high ceilings with big windows, this will make your space feel airy amd inviting! Lots of extra rooms give you places to store things and reduce clutter in your living space. Consider having a view of the city skyline or perhaps the ocean, this will give your home a peaceful and sophisticated mood. Easy tips that anyone can follow!

Okay writing like this definitely exists but as someone who tried my best to write blog content* for companies that would actually be useful to normal people, here are some actual tips:

Put up a mirror across the room from your bedroom window. Mirrors reflect light and improve the light coverage given by what little your window has to offer. Even a cheap back-of-the-door hanging mirror from Walmart will help.

Additionally, mirrors make a space feel bigger because they reflect the space back on itself and trick your brain into not thinking there's a wall there. The more mirror, the more effective. If you've got free wall space on the front of some sliding closet doors, those are great spots to install frameless mirror.

Paint your room a light color to make the room feel bigger and more open. Dark colors absorb light and make the perimeter of the room feel like a void that's encroaching on your space

Avoid letting furniture cut into your limited floor space as much as possible. If your bedroom is small, put your bed into the corner - don't put the head against the middle of a wall; the secondary aisle space is unnecessary and wastes precious floor space. If you need a surface on both sides of the bed for two people to set drinks and stuff, consider installing a small wall shelf beside the inner half of the bed (somewhere it won't get in the way or get knocked into when sleeping). Also consider putting the far side of the bed against a wall with a window so that the windowsill can be used for setting things.

*this job was hell on earth and I'm never going to be normal again

These are a few staple pieces of advice that I used repeatedly. If anyone is interested in more, normal people interior design and layouting is something I'm really into and I can add more

KATHRYN JANEWAY - STAR TREK: VOYAGER S4E16 Prey

this guy gets it

imagine you're joss whedon (sorry) it's 2018 and you end your run of buffy comics like this

cursed

#i just think they would be friends

↳ buffygunn + parallels