guy : so i was getting a glass of water (a glass is just a commonly used cylinder closed off on the bottom in order to hold liquids btw)

when it takes you a while to process what someone is saying and you realize they asked you a question

I cannot fucking believe I am drunk, past midnight, and tumblr is throwing fucking saturated fatty-acids at me

imagine a wizard where like. they have a randomizer on a book of spells and no matter which one they get they Have to cast it and make it work somehow during an encounter 

dm: you got skywrite 

wizard: i write ~This fucking sucks~ aND THATS MY TURN I GUESS

do you mean a wild magic sorcerer? because you’re describing wild magic sorcerers

I love it when I wake up and stretch and something cracks. Makes me feel like a glo-stick

why my hand shaky

your skeleton is ready to hatch

this is so fucking ominous thank you

HONESTLY rice terraces are one of the most sophisticated and aesthetically beautiful forms of agriculture, if you haven’t seen what they look like, ur missing out

here’s just a few of them:

sources: x, x, x,x

My squad(s).

me: *has a breakdown over smth stupid* me @ me:

JKR said that Hagrid still works at Hogwarts in 2017, which means he’s still been alive these past few decades, and I just really hope someone took him to see How to Train Your Dragon.

that someone’s name is charlie weasley and they both cried 

Nintendo made me gay