I came to clear some notifications. I ended up scrolling for twenty minutes.
And with this, bye again!
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Do Deaf people understand puns? Are there some combinations of sign language which are hilariously ambigious?
Signing the word milk when moving it pas your eyes is “pasteurized milk” (past your eyes milk)
That’s appalling. Have a like.
I’m reminded on a song by Benny Hill. Ernie, the Fastest Milkman in the West.
She said she'd like to bathe in milk He said alright sweetheart And when he finished work one night He loaded up the cart He said you wanted pasturised Coz pasturised is best She says Ernie I'll be happy If it comes up to me chest
The 70s were a strange time to be alive.
Was in an EDH game last night using WB Daxos, had the following plays:
T1: Sol Ring
T2: Triskadekaphobia
T3: Daxos and Seal
T4: Grim Guardian and another Seal
T5: Fate Unraveller
Felt good man.
By NotACreepish from /r/ShieldSynopsis.
That fucking face though.
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class-snuggle-deactivated201408
I wanted to … make [Rorschach] as like, ‘this is what Batman would be in the real world’. But I have forgotten that actually to a lot of comic fans, ‘smelling’, ‘not having a girlfriend’, these are actually kind of heroic! So Rorschach became the most popular character in Watchmen. I made him to be a bad example. But I have people come up to me in the street and saying: ‘I AM Rorschach. That is MY story’. And I’d be thinking: ‘Yeah, great. Could you just, like, keep away from me, never come anywhere near me again as long as I live?’
Alan Moore (via class-snuggle)
One of many reasons we can’t have nice things.
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instaingress
Via @magicspirits: Go #green!
#enlightened #ingress #enlmy
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kylo: I'm being torn apart
Han Solo: (visibly struggling with a profound and painful conflict. he is silent for a long time, breathing audibly in the empty space. then the struggle is over, and he has lost to something he hates in himself, something stronger than his will. he speaks.) hi being torn apart
kylo: no
Han Solo: I'm dad
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When you watch something with your friends and can’t hide that the villain is your fave
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“Tales from the Pit” #1246
sarpadianempiresvol-viii
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me looking for a cheap energy drink: where is the disgusting potion for idiots. where is the foul liquid that overstimulates my mind and kills me
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OOZE
I thought you’d like this news… Wait until you see what makes them! It’ll make you insane with delight… ;)
IT’S ALIVE! AND ADORABLE!
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Alonso , Gutierrez Melbourne 2016
ALO: *screams internally and externally”
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Eyes Of A Panther by Steel Panther
This would be my theme music. If I could carry a badass look to save my life
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— gimme a hand.
here we have phil coulson, unintentionally making me snort my chocolate milk all over my keyboard as i watched last night’s episode
lmao @ talbot tho
(via hailhydra-tion)
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Ward practicing his Terminator entrance.
5 people died to restore those abs. Worth it.
To anyone who drives too close to the car in front: if you’re going to be that close behind me, at least buy me a drink first.