that’s almost too cruel almost

I had to do this once with Privateer II: The Darkening. It gained a bit when he said “I bet you didn’t play it through, I bet somebody just told you how…” and I was able to smile gently and say “God, possibly, since I wrote the game.” And plainly the Deity was with me that day, as I happened to be carrying docs from my UK agent (who’d done the deal) that showed not only that I was the writer, but the five-figure sum I had been paid. …It was a happy day for me. Not so much for him. I’d never had a referent for the word “slink” for a full grown male before. As in “slink away in utter dejection.” I smiled for at least three days without stopping. And am smiling now… I had completely forgotten about this.

Reblogging because “I beat the game” is fantastic, but “I wrote the damn thing” is even better.

I’m not a gamer but I’ll always reblog these.

Vicious. I love it.

this changed my life

I spent 10 minutes mentally preparing myself for this video and I still wasn’t ready.

star-pilot

video

Can we just talk about how useful this is but also how happy that dog is to be teaching us something. Look at that tail wag. Thank you puppy. 

This dog is a not just any dog - it’s a Belgian Malinois. They are often used as guard and attack dogs because they have EXTREMELY high drive, an exceptional work ethic, and are widely considered the best working dogs for military and police forces. The pup above is well-trained and yes - he absolutely LOVES his job. 

Bringing this back because this could come in handy if a police officer wrongfully sets their dogs on someone.

ultrafacts:

Bless him.

If this dude isn’t on the Badass of the Week website by the end of 2014, there ain’t no justice

Having trained alongside (or more like left in the dust by) 2 gurkhas before, I can tell you they’re not only ridiculous beasts, but also gentle giants.

When the intended rape victim’s family offered him a large cash reward, he refused it with the following comment: “Fighting the enemy in battle is my duty as a soldier. Taking on the thugs on the train was my duty as a human being.”

Respect.

“They started snatching jewelry, cell phones, cash, laptops and other belongings from the passengers.” According to some reports, when the bandits reached Shrestha, he was prepared to give up his valuables, but he had had enough when the robbers grabbed an 18 year old girl sitting next to him, who intended to rape her.  The girl cried for help so Shrestha took out his khukuri and took on the robbers.” [x]

This is a khukuri.  All Gurkha troops are issued with at least two,

This.

Yup! My brother says that all time!

So I really want a buddy cop movie staring these two. And so… This happened

OMG! I am laughing SO MUCH! This! 

this is exactly why tumblr was created

omg

Wow

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Their son/daughter kills him/herself “I didn’t know he/she was having serious problems”

“Why would you try to kill yourself?” “Why do you do this to us?” “Do you think you are the only one with emotions and problems?” “Why don’t you talk to us??”

dont condemn poc for not being able to speak/read/write in their mother tongues and/or not knowing everything about their ethnicity

like that’s so messed up we live in a society that expects us to fully assimilate into “white culture” and when we do express ourselves through our cultures we’re met with hostility and comments like “go back to your country” 

and if we do fully assimilate we’re made fun of for not retaining the culture white people stole from us sooo

Not wanting children, having tattoos, swearing, or not being able to cook does not make you ‘less of a woman’. You know what does make you less of a woman? Not identifying as female. That’s it. Fuck off with your outdated gender roles conformism bullshit.

Scrubs, teaching white people life lessons

I swear to god if anyone gets mad at Dan and Phil for not uploading a Japhan video I will find you and shove a fucking stick up your ass okay they can do whatever they want. It’s their first time in Japan, and they shouldn’t be worrying about filming things and editing things out and acting a certain way.

If they don’t upload a Japhan video, then that’s okay. They had fun. Maybe next time. But please don’t spam them asking for a video, or whining because of the lack of content.

On Second Thought… 💝 (W/ Kenzie Nimmo, Harris Heller, & BK.)