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(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”
(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”
✿＼(｡-_-｡) “Kick his ass, baby. I got yo flower.”
i found it
the original post
i found it
this should have the opportunity to be on everyone’s blog.
*tour guide voice*
and here on the left ladies and gentlemen, you see one of the posts before everyone went batshit crazy
i’m just a bitch with bad posture and an irregular sleeping schedule
it’s wild sliding back into depression when you’re self aware from being through it before because your brain starts telling you all these mean things and you’re just like “wow we’re doing this again huh”
No
one
eats like Gaston
Mini wheats like Gaston
No one says “this bitch empty” and y e e t s like Gaston
BING BACK VINE IM BEGGING YOU
welcome to mcdawnalds do you wanna phucking beesechurger
p-please, i just want to s-see my wife again
chinken nunget
i love how in jurassic park the woman has a phd and cargo shorts is out there solving problems and digging her hands in dinosaur poop for science
but they still had to have a token sexy character so, instead of the usual screaming blonde with a torn shirt and tight shorts, we have him
the chaos “rock star” scientist who got a tiny bit bloody so he had to open his shirt all the way and rest his injured body in this very practical position
nobody’s dick is big when you think of how small we are in the universe
After two hours of dramatic emotional breakdown and a cup of ramen later I realized that I was in fact hungry and not sad.
while I did Love the film I have to warn people who know or they themselves are prone seizures cause there’s a couple scenes in the movie that could induce an episode so just a heads up.
Theories explained: BTS is just a cult that worships Jimin
There’s a glitch in the matrix
me when i’m 86
its “thighs rubbing together under ya sundress” season
Buy cute, cheap lace leggings. Cut them a little above your knee. Hem them or don’t, but then you can wear them under your sundresses and not worry about how you sit or if your thighs chafe, and if anyone sees them they look cute af so hell yes
Or a little deodorant between the thighs is magical
Also, LUSH sells this dust called Silky Underwear that makes your skin smooth so they don’t stick together or chafe.
I love that we’re all here for each other in this season of need
Monistat has an anti-chafing gel that works wonders and I live by. You can usually find it in the feminine care aisle of any drugstore.
There’s this stuff called Glide…pretty cheap & works hella miracles
I’m so ready for sundress season.
reblog to save a thigh
REBLOG TO SAVE A THIGH
Reblog every summer
Reblog cause y'all girls look great in sundresses
For all my guys, gals and nb pals suffering this season, I buy dove spray on deodorant and it works like a charm
^^^^^ can confirm especially if you’re going to be in water
also part of growing up is realizing that the embarrassing music you liked in your early teen years still goes hard as hell
sure i guess sex is okay but have you ever closed a dozen tabs after finishing an academic paper
