Don’t call me out like this

it’s honestly so rude how i’ve never been kissed under a mistletoe. the disrespect.

Me: *with my dick in your mouth* Man your eyes are pretty wtf

Logging into Grindr in a new city

Lmao 🤣🤣🤣

me @ myself: ok bitch time to get over it

A bitch just wants to suck dick

a bitch just wants his dick sucked

a bitch just wants attention

a bitch just realized he had to update the app to see different colors

Spank her. Cum in her. Hold her. Make her laugh.

Drink your water make your money and no matter what you just keep on moving

sprimkle

The names Sprimkle… Ranibow Sprimkle

edward: if only i could read bella’s mind and unravel its mysteries! does she like mike? tyler? eric? does she like… me? that cannot be true, for she could never see me as someone worthy of love!

meanwhile bella’s mind:

loving the twilight era of enlightenment. it’s about time 

I just wanna cuddle and listen to the rain

gordon ramsey: so what’s wrong with the restaurant? a staff member about to drag out every single bad and/or questionable thing their boss has ever done: 

I wanna be 14 again and ruin my life differently… I have new ideas

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