reblog and put in the tags if you had to be stuck in one month forever which one you would choose. i think i’d pick september

Truly love the number of people I've met that have been like "Well I went to a Catholic school as a kid, which is to say I'm not Catholic" like damn Catholic schools really out here doing the exact opposite of missionary work.

How do they even advertise to parents? "Are you Catholic? Would you like your kids not to be? Send them down to Holy Joe's and we'll nip that problem in the bud."

They do have keen eyesight, however. You might wanna be suited up for this.

BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER

4.13 | The I in Team

Alex via Instagram stories | April 12, 2024

It's important to drink a lot of fluids when you're sick so that your body has the raw materials to generate gallons of snot.

I learned recently that mucus basically traps the viruses and expels them from your body which is why your body makes SO MUCH of it so now I just imagine drinking liquids as hiring a bunch of goons to take out the thrash y'see nyeehh see we taking back the streets from the bowler hat boys flush em out real good

Perhaps there are many problems which could be solved if you just made enough mucus

Reblog if you are solving problems by generating enough mucus

Alex via Instagram stories | April 10, 2024

BILL SKARSGÅRD in BOY KILLS WORLD (April 26 2024)

reblog if you wear glasses. too many mutuals don't know they have glasses wearers in their midsts

Timothée Chalamet as WILLY WONKA Wonka (2023) dir. Paul King

Dan chat

2017

cumming “too fast” is literally one of the hottest things possible, I don’t want to hear it slandered shut up shut up shut up shut up

she needs dick from a weird nerd

look at him he’s at his most 🤩⭐️