Holy shit
My brain: You have so many tight deadlines. So many things on your weekly schedule. So many important jobs. You have to get important work done!!!
My hands:
“No Shamrocks for Genocide Joe”: thousands descend upon Belfast to march to the U.S. consulate and protest the co-optation of Irish identity while facilitating a genocide. Belfast 16.03.2024
Happy Unreal Unearth Day to all those who celebrate
Everybody tryin' to get a ticket to go but Those who go they don't come back They goin' way down Hadestown Way down under the ground
what do you mean napping isn't a good coping mechanism. what do you mean my problems are still here
"this too shall pass" well can it fucking get on with it
where are the jobs for useless people who can't handle anything at all
This is reminder to check up on your own mental health.
OK thanks
"Friends dont look at friends that way" COWARD. I look at my friends with awe in my eyes, my chest is filled with love, im glowing because i get to be near my friends. I look at my friends and i would give them my everything. SO SKILL ISSUE, look at your friends with all the love that you have
everything is totally okay i just need to get hit by a car
there is little worse in this world than people being horny for your favourite character that you are not horny for. shut up about his dick i wanna talk about his narrative significance
"It's so over" may endure for a night, but "we're so back" cometh in the morning.
you want to be romantically attracted to someone? the thing that killed romeo and juliet?
not aroace but GOD i love queer jokes like this