I don’t know who Megan Kelly is but I wanna piss her off

dis bitch

“Verifiable fact” 😭😂

I’d PISS ON HER tbh

btw Saint Nicholas, whom Santa Claus is based on, was a black guy

and we don’t know exactly what jesus looked like, but here’s an artistic reconstruction of an average 20-something male from his ethnic group at the time

DOES THIS LOOK FUCKING WHITE TO YOU

I want this post everywhere

nazareth: NOT IN EUROPE

where do people GET these moronic racist ideas i’m so tired

for the love of christ

literally

i really need constant validation that people im close to don’t hate me and that really sucks

[x]

trying to make me jealous is the worst way of attempting to get my attention because ill just assume you don’t actually like me that much and that you’d be happier w/ someone else so ill leave you alone because i don’t like competing for affection and wish you the best in whoever you pursue instead

lmao seriously tho

Honestly I would love to come up with quirky captions but what’s so funny about sebastian stan ruining my life

Am I lazy or is this another Depression Session™

Any song with two singing niggas on it.

😂😂😂😂

where a grad student becomes a supervillain for extra credit since their doctoral committee is lowkey three of the city’s supervillains. and they meet the hero who is cute and charming and idealistic. and damn, extra credit is so not worth this. but damn, grad school is expensive and the job market is competitive 

“there’s good in you”

“i really think all that’s in me at this point is ramen, red bull and spite”

I WOULD BUY THIS NOVEL

“My question is, what happened that you could turn to the dark side?”

“I failed.”

“What did you fail? Yourself? Your family? Your lover?”

“No, Developmental Biology.”

*plans life around having a rich significant other*

all the other kids with the fucked up kinks

Trump is now trying to destroy the women accusing him of sexual assault

Donald Trump lashed out against the women who have come forward to accuse him of sexual assault, calling them “horrible people” and “horrible, horrible liars” who are part of a conspiracy to undermine his candidacy. In a speech, he suggested the People reporter wasn’t hot enough for him.

Update: The Trump campaign has threatened to sue The NY Times for libel after it published interviews with two women accusing Trump of sexual assault.

In response, the Times published the letter its lawyers sent back to Trump.

“Nothing in our article has had the slightest effect on the reputation that Mr. Trump, through his own words and actions, has already created for himself”

In other words:

The last paragraph is basically, “come at me bro.”

Just wanted to let you guys know that I’m in a really good place. I’ve never been happier and content. Plus my friend just got a new kitty.

My life is complete

I am absolutely dumbfounded. I’ve been on Tumblr for about 6 years and i’ve been producing original content for the past two years straight and nothing on this website has surprised me more than here post. In case you’re new here  ( you probably are; my follower count almost doubled thanks to this post lol) I specialize in landscape photography with the occasional dispense of good vibes. 

I’ve taken pictures like this

Traveled to places like this

stayed up all night studying the milky way like this

Dabbled in mind bending creativity like this

Even visited different countries like Italy

But none of my posts have ever been as successful as this selfie with a cat

Conclusion; The internet is a weird place and every body definitely needs more kitties in their life. Feel free to check out my original photography and shoot me a question if you want anything answered. 

Have an absolutely beautiful day everyone :)

That’s because your smile in that selfie outshines the Galaxy (the kitten is cute too)