Natasha Zinko x Duo SS21

I love when this app just closes itself on me like you’re right thank you

The name is Kuzco… Emperor Kuzco. I was the world’s nicest guy, and they ruined my life for no reason. Oh, is that hard to believe? Look, I tell you what. You go back aways, you know, before I was a llama, and this will all make sense. ↳ THE EMPEROR’S NEW GROOVE (2000) dir. Mark Dindal

what I'm hoping for in the next christmas special update 🤞💋

what a great day to remember that all aces and aros belong in the lgbt community

what a great week to remember that all aces and aros belong in the lgbt community

you’re just jealous cuz my dick is smaller and easier to handle than your dick, which is really large and unwieldy

I am a Mandalorian. Weapons are a part of my religion.

THE MANDALORIAN: SEASON ONE (2019)

He better leave my head or start paying rent🤡

do you guys wanna see the funniest thing that's happened to me in elden ring so far

Legolas sees Gimli’s tiddies for the first time at the counsel of Elrond and bursts into tears ‘cause he’s never wanted to be railed so bad in his life. 

Elrond misunderstands and is like tsk we must overcome our prejudices, Thranduilion 8-|

And then Legolas spends the entire quest like,

ive hung around tolkein discourse long enough to know the true irony here among elves- legolas is the bear, the max level of lumberjack possible for an elf among dwarves- gimli is the twink, silken haired refined poetry spouting

Im sorry but @significantfoliage you cannot leave this gem in the tags!

Hypocrisy except I'm excusing everyone's actions but my own

Like oh you're fine that's perfectly reasonable <3 except for when I do it. Then I'm Bad™

bitches be like *reconsume media from childhood to cope*

Into the Warm Darkness by Ivan Solyaev

express your themininity