Oblivious-To-Love Starters
"I had the biggest crush on you, it's embarrassing now that I think about it."
"I know this is silly but thank you for not making a big deal out of my crush on you, you never even mentioned it once."
"My boyfriend/girlfriend/partner doesn't like me seeing you because they know I still have feelings for you."
"How could you not have known how I felt? I thought everyone knew."
"I was so tempted to kiss you back then..."
"Everyone knew I had feelings for you, how could you not?"
"I kissed you on the cheek and you didn't say anything about it, I assumed you weren't interested."
"Are you kidding me? You seriously didn't know?"
"We kissed. I know it was small but it still meant something to me."
"You mean this whole time I've been flirting with you, you've not been interested at all."
"Of course I was flirting with you, I don't give compliments like that to just anyone."
"I told you I left my bedroom door unlocked, how could you not get the hint?"
"Of course I liked you, who the hell sends platonic love letters?!"
"Of course I wanted more. Nobody invites anyone over for coffee at 2am."
"Are you telling me that the whole time this has been one-sided?"
"Of course there was sexual tension, you just never reacted to it so I assumed it was only me."
"It was supposed to be a date, I didn't ask you out just to drink tea for no reason."
"I used to go home every night cursing myself for not having kissed you. Kind of wish I had the courage now."