I could technically leave work early today but I have grocery pickup scheduled at a time that I would normally be leaving, so what’s the point.
Anyway, I am officially a month (!) into this new job and I am learning that when I sold myself as a “well-rounded office person” they apparently took me seriously.
I can’t begin to tell you how many conversations and discoveries I have made so far just by asking what I think are simple things, like:
“Hey, where do you keep those documents?” We don’t actually have those documents, much less keep them.
(On being asked a simple office question my second week) “Hmm, I don’t know, what has your policy previously been?” There hasn’t been a policy, at least not officially.
I mean, I’m literally creating the office stuff from scratch. You can’t imagine how long my task list is already, just from me going, “Oh, okay, well that’s something that will need to happen.” And it will only happen because of me!
To be fair, this is literally why I was hired — the ED is too overworked to take care of the nuts and bolts of running the place. I’m here to bring everyone into compliance and get them organized and sail them smoothly into HR and accounting waters.
Which cracks me up because I see who I really am, an ADHD disorganized disaster who struggles with basic bureaucracy (I never went to the doctor the last couple years because I couldn’t figure out my new job’s insurance) and would prefer to daydream the day away if she could.
But for other people, I am an organizational genius who makes sure every detail is accurate when making sure we’re compliant with all the policies.
People sometimes think that this a job I seek out, that I enjoy, that I’m some sort of type-A perfectionist. When really it’s just what I could put on the resume due to random bits’bobs of experience, and here we are. The Office Genius.
I am quite fond of pens and sticky notes, though. Always have been.
Anyway, so this is me, bewildered at the path life has taken, but realizing that my basic experiences during my “just trying to get by” struggle years, now make me the kind of person who can fix a fractured and disorganized office.
Yeah, I’d rather be doing something more enriching. But I like bringing beauty and order from the chaos and nothingness.
Even if it’s just an Employee Handbook.