and I'm still not through

weirdest / most Czech job benefit: “pet bonding days”–if you get a new pet, you get 3 days off work to bond with it

(this is not counted against the 5 weeks of paid vacation or the supply of sick days)

You know you’re American when you read this and your brain stops working as you wonder what on earth you would even DO with five weeks of vacation.

hang out with your pet even more, probably

i really hate the whole “we’re not trying to take YOUR guns away! we just want stricter back ground checks and education!” thing bc like……wrong! i AM trying to take your guns away! me! i want them gone!! take them all!!! bye-bye guns! can’t shoot em if ya don’t have em!!!!!

CANNOT REBLOG FAST ENOUGH

Because its safer to be nobody than a woman

Don’t be such an infant.

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

I almost cried when she got so happy when her parents saying “yes!”

Byeee They deadass put a receding hairline on a fish

Trends that should stop: having “evil” versions of female characters wear more revealing clothes and act more sexually aggressive than the “good” version, because that demonizes women’s sexuality and ties it to having lower morals and it’s just generally a shitty gross trope

hey someone told me you remind them of an owl

who

FUCK

pepperony week ✧ day one → favourite scene/movie appearance

One last time…

this is how it always ends.

insp

Not Much

Look at me. Look me in the eye. On November the 8th, 2016, one of two things will happen: Hillary Clinton will become president, or Donald Trump will become president. These are the only two possibilities. The superdelegates aren’t going to switch. An indictment isn’t coming. There is no third possibility. There is no space between the spaces where you can hide. Every vote for Donald Trump requires two Hilary Clinton votes to overcome. A Hillary Clinton vote can only be overcome by two Donald Trump votes. If you stay home, a Donald Trump vote doubles its power. This is the real, actual reality of the situation. There is not one other option.

And there’s no ctrl-alt-del for the election. Read up on 2000 if you doubt this.

Ziad Nakad 

Summer Couture 2016

1969

the only thing that’s changed since then is the quality of photos

reblogging for comment

and my favorite:

[favorite tyler joseph tweets 1/?]