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Page one of Queens Play and Dorothy is already saying "fuck you" to me
softieghost: i want to read a fun and nice book about my favorite guy francis crawford having a fun and nice time
dorothy:
network suits: okay guys, you got your gay episode last season. we want to see dax being heterosexual in s5. any questions? robert hewitt wolfe, taking a long drag on an enormous blunt: what if she does erotic pottery with the woman who fucked her to death in her last life. is that allowed suits: what wolfe: the woman who fucked curzon to death is played by vanessa williams suits: wolfe: it’s set on the swimsuit planet
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Tramp stamp idea
lets all book tattoo appointments together
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never forget james flint parallel parked a fucking warship
so my friend is reading gok and i know she said shed make her own post when shes done but i couldnt resist bc this made me laugh
“Here you have a hawk of the lure, not of the fist. He will not come to you. If you would have him, you must lay your heart upon your hawking-glove; and feed it to him.”
i was driving when i got to this part of the audiobook and had to pull over so i could remember it. dorothy dunnett is so powerful...
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my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😜 this strain is called “urca de lima” 😳 youll be zonked out of your gourd
me: yeah whatever -_- i dont feel shit
5 min later: dude i swear i just saw a witch of a puritan woman
my buddy dufresne pacing: captain flint is lying to us
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watching/rewatching a show when you already have an established favorite character is great because every time they come on screen it's like
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me whenever adam blacklock appears on the page
adam blacklock is my best friend, he’s my pal. He’s my home-boy, my rotten soldier. He’s my sweet cheese, my good-time boy
aspocko reblogged
watching/rewatching a show when you already have an established favorite character is great because every time they come on screen it's like
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me whenever adam blacklock appears on the page
jerott is so embarrassingly bad at playing it cool. after archie tells him what lymond tried to do after his fun night out with philippa (IYKYK), the next time he sees lymond hes just like "oh hello wrist i mean francis how are you dying today i mean DOING how are you DOING today? care for a SLICE of toast? "
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no one tell new watchers
