If you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, well I think that’d be a neat noise 

i beg to differ 

Then Beg

I’m going to be honest, this is probably the funniest thing a straight person has ever said

I was looking over some notes I’d taken in a lecture and one of them just said “I’ll kill Freud with my bare hands”

sorry hun

i would die for you luigi

Everybody’s feelin fine cause it’s

lol lady gaga…. what’s she up to these days?

Playing sold out shows all over Asia. What u up to?

fingering myself

eat at McDonald’s tonight! 😋 #ImLovingIt

i miss her beautiful feet

hello???

“If you don’t like raw aggression you shouldn’t be working at build a bear.” Might be one of the most chaotic things I’ve ever had the misfortune of reading