those are his hooves you bitch

If there’s one thing I learned since I signed up on 08/14/2010 10:22:59 PM, it’s that #harry potter takes up too much of my time.

Philippe d'Orléans (Versailles) + Season 2

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I don’t ship Drarry but with that being said, I will accept no other Drarry prompt than them stubbornly competing to outdo the other for the sheer drama.

It starts off when they’re still enemies in the Goblet of Fire. Draco makes a taunt about who Harry’s going to ask to the Yule Ball and how they must be from the worst of the worst lot and Harry rolls his eyes and says, “Well, fitting you say that, Malfoy, because I was going to ask you.” A perfect zing, Harry. 10/10.

But now the ball’s in Draco’s court and obviously he’s not going to pass up on the chance to humiliate the scarhead so he takes the most logical route of humiliation and calls out his bluff: “Fine, Potter, I reckon we’re going.”

But do you think Harry James Potter is just going to back down? That stubborn teenager is going to stare Draco down and say, “Reckon we are.”

Ron’s confused and Hermione’s confused and literally the entire castle is confused but Harry’s satisfied because he called out a bluffer’s counterbluff with a bluff of his own. And they just keep it up.

“I suppose you don’t even know how to dance, Potter?”

The furious teenager who spent years having to watch soapbox dramas with Mrs. Figg just glares at him in his stupid dress robes. “I know some things.”

“Prove it.”

“Fine.”

It’s like that for days until Draco makes the ultimate power move by inviting Harry to the Malfoy’s Annual New Years Eve Ball, taking out a Daily Prophet ad no less, because oh, oh, he’s got Potter now. He’ll never accept and he’ll be humiliated in front of the entire wizarding world. And do you think Harry’s just going to go down without a fight? God, no, he’s going to win whatever the hell this is because he’s Harry Potter, Draco better be worried, oh boy.

They’re still going at it six months later.

“Err—Malfoy?” Crabbe says. “Potter just sent you a dozen roses?”

“That son of a bitch! Send a box of chocolates. That’ll show him.”

“Um, Draco—?”

“I WILL NOT BE OUTDONE, PARKINSON!”

i couldn’t resist :P

Yep. This is it. This is the only Drarry headcanon I’ll accept from this point on.

Who’s a good girl???

This is very cute!

Ok yes I have to comment again.

The message behind this is so beautiful. Even when you don’t feel good about yourself when nothing seems right, there is still a pure soul for whom you are the most amazing, the most beautiful person ever. The good girl.

Someone who does not understand your sad look when seeing yourself in the mirror. Who does not get your feeling of not being enough. ‘Why so sad, hooman. You are amazing!! I love you!’

For your dog, you will always be enough. And you don’t have to always give everything and more. They are happy with just being with their favorite hooman.

Just want to say I’m glad you got such a positive message from my little comic. Always remember that there are countless four-legged fuzzbutts in the world who would love you unconditionally, without hesitation, and at first sight :)

i can’t believe cedric diggory asked voldemort ‘who are you’ lmao. like i know he got killed straight after but still. iconic

When ya man’s choking but it makes a good beat

i love black ppl.

Critics complained that Indian musician Daler Mehndi’s music was only popular because his videos featured beautiful women. Mehndi’s response was to create a video featuring only copies of himself greenscreened in, leading to the creation of the “Tunak Tunak Tun” video.

Creates his most popular video just because people say he cant.

What a lad

posted the video because some people in Tumblr are too young to remember this masterpiece.

Video: Classic Backstory: *Genius*

are we not going to discuss the fact that he dabs several times in this video that was made in 1998

(Source)

we no longer have to see each other in secret […] now i can be open about how much i like you.

i just died and went to heaven

STOP it

UNPOPULAR OPINION: 98% of all Kylo Ren hate- not meh or disinterest or even just casual dislike, but the vocal hatedom- is just purity culture posturing from the nearest convenient soapbox, considering I have literally never in my nearly 28 years of life seen this kind of hate for Darth Vader, who’s pretty universally embraced as a beloved, multidimensional character despite being a canonical child-murdering, wife-choking, daughter-torturing, son-maiming accessory to the Alderaanian genocide.

#for the record i dont ship reylo or stan kylo but like   #it is literally so extra and everything in this post is 100% true   #i also am not a fan of using triggering buzzwords like 'abuser' 'assaulted' etc to prop up petty shipwars and fandom arguments   #you are literally purposefully triggering survivors and making them feel bad about themselves   #just because you want to be right on the internet (src: billybonez)

why’d she resign

couldnt handle the truth

I’m glad I watched this

I don’t even know what I am