it’s SO funny that the phrase “among us” is like permanently ruined for everybody now
noticed my coworker was on tumblr so i told them “i like your shoelaces” and they said “never say that out loud to me”
One of life's biggest cons is how often one task turns out to be several smaller tasks in a trench coat.
Have you ever reached that point where you’re so consumed by a book that literally nothing else matters anymore and all you want to do is read and not study or do anything productive because none of it matters anymore because THIS BOOK
THE O.C. (2003-2007) 1.24 “The Proposal”
I think it’s kinda cool that my ancestors survived plagues, famines and literal wars just so that I could sit in my room all day and stare at the screen until my head hurts
Benedick constantly: anyway Beatrice, whom I hate and absolutely don't want to talk about ever, she said...
if cats aren't meant to be kissed on their heads then what's that little space between their ears for
El rock chick supremo! Mamma Mia! (2008) / Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again (2018)
huge shoutout to everyone who started their blog when they were teenagers and now they are in their 20s and 30s
I think every show should have a halloween special regardless of genre, tone, or release schedule
Modern Family (2009-2020)
Only Murders in the Building - 1x10
Your pets after you bring your phone out to film them doing something
i hate how much a third monitor would improve my general workflow bc even two monitors is too much i wish i could be happy with one lmao
In your attempt to make the internet a more "friendly" place you made it more sterile and boring than ever
Oh wait this is the wrong post lol
i was like god damn what did i do
illustrated:
seeking jobs that are ethical and fun for women with mental illness. part time hours and a minimum of 5 grand per month pay (non negotiable)