superwholock
If there was a spotify incognito mode so we could listen to a song/album/playlist as a one off and it not affect our daily mix or keep sending us reccomendations based on them.
HERE HE COMES
HERE HE COMES
HERE HE COMES
HERE HE COMES
HERE HE COMES
HE HAS ARRIVED
Why am i laughing so hard?
THE FUCKING HANDS
growing up gay is like. Emotional Turmoil Made Viewable To High School English Teacher
My high school English teacher: you have a boyfriend?? Weird, wouldn’t have pegged you as the type Me, thinking he’s calling me unattractive: wow thanks Me, two years later: wait
allergies
For anyone wondering why this happens: the body language cues that humans use to mean “I’m not interested in contact, please ignore me and leave me alone” are the same body language cues that cats use to say “I’m not a threat to you and we could chill together if you want.” The term “i speak cat” is kind of a misnomer because 95% of cat communication is NON-VOCAL. Cats who want to chill will look at you and then look away and/or blink slowly when you notice them staring. They will fold up their body to be smol and non-threatening. They will yawn and purr and act like they don’t care you’re there. All of these things say to a cat “we’re cool, bro, we should hang out.” Humans trying to avoid contact will adopt a closed body posture (legs close together, arms crossed, head down/slightly hunched over); to a cat that looks like trying to be smol and non-threatening. Humans trying to avoid contact will try to watch other people without the other person catching on to being watched. So they look and then immediately glance away when acknowledged; to a cat this says “yeah, I know you’re there but I’m ok with it, we’re cool.” Humans trying to avoid contact will keep fairly quiet and act bored to discourage interaction; to a cat that says “you can tell I’m totally ok with you being around because I’m not actively screaming and showing displeasure at your presence.” If you’re allergic to cats, learn some cat body language so you stop accidentally inviting cats for a snuggle when you actually want them to avoid you.
I used to tell my friends that if you wanted the cat to avoid you, step one was to yell “KITTY!” and come running at her and try to pick her up without her permission. Et voila, the cat now wants nothing to do with you. They never believed me for some reason.
This is also how I manage to look like some kind of freaky cat whisperer - Sit quietly doing something else and let the cat come to me.
It’s awesome.
(The “You’re a kitty! :D” comes later, with the cats who know me and are okay with the fact I’m a dork.)
April 1st: Exists
Spn Fans:
good heavens, would you look at the time!
Mishapocalypse
In honor of tomorrow as I won’t be able to get on Tumblr, I’m blessing you guys with this work of art I created instead of doing my homework. 👌👌
honestly at this point, what HASN’T The Simpsons predicted for the future???
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
Its fake….
I can’t believe The Simpsons predicted this tumblr post
straight men really are on something else
Does this guy think that…women don’t have knees?
also playing sports is a choice, menstruating is not?
If a woman has
STARCH MASKS
O N H E R B O D Y
does that mean
she has been pGReNant bef o r e?
DANGEROPS
Pranget sex?
Will it hurt baby top of his head????
Can uu get,,,
𝓹𝓻𝓮𝓰𝓪𝓷𝓽𝓮
38+2 weeks
can uu go down a
20 foot waterslide
while uu are
For anyone who doesn’t know what this is referencing
unpopular opinion: harley quinn is better with clothes
made w @chokit-pyrus on paintshop pro 9 and paintshop pro X8
Also unpopular opinion: she looks more badass that way.