yall have sex forreal?

ooo…. lady gagita

Straight women who don’t understand what top and bottom mean and refer to literally being on top of someone as topping is the funniest shit ever. You are so lost

some Michael Ayrton minotaurs

he can infodump so deep inside me I'll have trivia running down my leg

you can literally say anything to men, it doesn’t matter

tumblr are you telling me something

Very well. I shall find them, and save this kingdom.

Ganalf...

see 0 note flop posts aren't that bad when they're personal but 0 note fandom posts feel literally so bad. like if you don't wanna play toys with me anymore just say that. i'll pack up my super cool awesome things and go and i'll sit on the other side of the playground by myself and i won't even look at you. fuck

me after I eliminated 21,042 people

Fish eye perspective of a cat eating

she knows she’s not allowed to bark at the cat, so her loophole is just to make a bunch of noises that are not barking instead.

Long Horse Makes Sad Horn Noises At Local Bastard Man

well have you considered that maybe the unstoppable force is in love with the immovable object

maybe the reason one refuses to stop and the other refuses to move is because they both long for the collision

if earth was a big blue ball, i’d toss it for you to chase it

i just started watching fullmetal alchemist and i hate this little girl and her dog i hope they both get fused into one entity and then get mercy killed

fuck yeah

Taylor swift has fallen down into a scary hole

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

I DONT CARE ABOUT TSWIFT BUT IF THE SCARY HOLE GETS A TASTE FOR HUMAN FLESH I DONT KNOW WHAT WILL HAPPEN!!!!!!!!

sorry. i'm catastrophizing and sensationalizing. we have to be calm and think smartly pretty about this

Its ok taylor swift flesh is probably very different from human flesh :))

hey. okay. yeah you must be right. its probbaly more like plastic and oil or something. okay. relaxing. this might be good for us

The scary holes have started oil fracking

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO