you are so gay that if you went to book a room at the Penis & Butthole Hotel they would say “for you, my friend, it’s on the house”
this should be a tweet but I don’t want to deal with people on Twitter. everyone stop having every character in your fiction talk like their goal is to get an A in therapy.
I love cathartic conversations too and that is why I am begging you: stop hunting them to extinction by making them constant, characterless, and corny as hell
“how could you be so stupid” well you know what. its really not that hard
Coñe como mola
HAPPY PRIDE
Me: cool video and form of art!!
Me realizing it's about a beautiful lesbian couple and their gay son:
My heart:
sometimes the nut doesn't bring any clarity at all no matter how hard you bust it. the delirium only deepens.
My favorite tags on this one today
vampires, autism, and queerness but they're all overlapping circles on a venn diagram
folks who have tagged this with "but who's in the middle?" that is you, my friend. you are in the middle
crazy how you can be a really weird guy at work and then come home and be an even weirder guy
having auditory processing issues is so funny its like the second theres any background noise it sounds like the people talking to you are communicating in simlish
true
i’m strange but friendly so people tell me things
Was talking about how best to consume twitter and I think I got it