The Simpsons

so my mom needed a dress for a wedding so she went to neiman marcus and tried this on and sneaked some pictures

then she showed them to my grandmother and with almost a 50 year sewing career she made an exact replica of the dress for her

no one tops my grandma tbh

You illegally downloaded a dress…

AND IT LOOKS BETTER THAN THE ORIGINAL

One time in high school a teacher saw my bra strap slip out of my shirt sleeve (because I have no shoulders) and she told me in front of the class that if I didn’t fix it permanently so that she and the boys couldn’t see it she would send me home for the day. So I reached up my shirt and unclasped my bra and removed it and shoved it in my gym bag. All the boys just stared at me and nodded slowly and went back to reading, and the teacher was horrified. “You can’t do that! Put it back!” “But you said you didn’t want to see it. Now you can’t see it.” She didn’t write me up, and it never came up again.

My favorite part is that the boys didn’t even give a shit, the teacher was the one freaking out. 

why does top broccoli expire so quickly

why this look like a scene from grand theft auto

I CANT FUCKING BREAHTE

somebody stop kylie jenner

The Magnus Effect - When a small amount of spin is added to a dropped object, the object moves forward

P H Y S I C S

I’ve watched this too many times .

*slams my door but not too soft so my parents know im mad at them but not too hard so i wont get my ass beat*

i love miranda sings so much

“i’m 10% german, 14% danish, 15% norwegian, 7% …”

zendaya

zen daya

this robot turns your bath into anime water

get in the fucking bathtub shinji

child are you okay