lake 220424
choices made in anger is such a crazy image. if you know what i'm talking about
i'm gonna thrup
The Galena Evening Times, Kansas, January 18, 1900
the idealized version of my tomorrow self will fix this
not again
objectifying men in armor will literally never get old. like, work it shiny boy. hit ‘em with that old razzle dazzle you fuckin trash can. hottie! (tucks $5 into your cuirass)
Throws in some gold coins at the neck opening and hear it rattling all the way down.
@roach-works // Melissa Broder, "Problem Area" // Mary Oliver, "The Return" // @annavonsyfert // Koyoharu Gotouge, Demon Slayer // Haruki Murakami, Dance Dance Dance // David Levithan, How They Met and Other Stories // Tennessee Williams, Notebooks
me: please do not fear me, i mean you no harm
bunnies that live in my apartment complex: your intentions are irrelevant, we distrust all for it has meant our continued survival
me: but woe look upon the gifts i have given to thee, it is a sign of my loyalty and admiration for thine kingdom
bunnies: forsooth, thou hast given us these gifts, but our people cannot be so easily bribed by one who wishes to tame us
me: nay! i do not wish to tame thee! only pet the soft fur betwixt thine ears
bunnies: is asking of us to change our nature not taming, sirrah? would you have us display our soft underbellies to the dogs next?
me: tis not my intention-
bunnies: your intentions are irrelevant
me: wait!
bunnies: *disappear into the bushes*
since this is inexplicably gaining traction again, behold! the bunny that inspired this post:
𝓑𝒖𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒇𝒍𝒚 𝓕𝒂𝒊𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝓜𝒐𝒕𝒉 𝓕𝒂𝒊𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒔 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝓦𝒐𝒓𝒍𝒅
“lawful good water biscuit”
Also see: Viggo Mortensen as Aragorn
horse photography via sasha elage (@sashaelage on instagram)
"i would totally survive the apocalypse" -> guy who would die on the spot if he saw unshaved female armpit
The ink bottle lying on your desk... begins to crawl away..???
@otiksimr @undeaddream lookieeee