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Probably Brilliant

@culby / culby.tumblr.com

I make people laugh. It’s my tool of communication, albeit a blunt one. E-Mail | About Me Powered by Tumblr, the blogging tool for people riddled with ADD.
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meggannn

sometimes i think i can write but then i see what other people write and

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culby

I like to call this the “I’d like to write, but I don’t have shit to say” conundrum.

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y hello there

o shit whaddup

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Hooooooo boy that looks good.

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Cutthroat Kitchen -- A Summary

Alton Brown: *auctions off lemon meringue pie*
Chef 1: *buys pie for $160 trillion dollars and gives it to Chef B* u look like u can handle this ;) ;) ;) ;)
Chef B: it OK i once ate a slice lemon meringue pie at my gran mama's when i was 8 yrs old so i kno exactly how to incorporate this into my chicken parmesean
Chef C: im super duper stoked i didnt get given this auction bc im already handcuffed naked to an elvis impersonator inside a fish tank n i have to do all my cooking on this antique shotgun from altons basement that he used to shoot cats when he was in middle school :)
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laughingluna

I wish there was a flipped version of Chopped Junior where the kids are the judges and they evaluate professional chefs’ meals.

“I didn’t eat your salad cause I don’t have ranch.” “Your dish smelled weird.” “I’m not hungry!”

That would be a refreshing ego check to witness.

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fayren

While playing Zenyatta I like to imagine him saying all sorts of horrible things in his cute little peaceful voice. I also imagine he’s really tired of dying to McCree. 

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