Ideas are bulletproof

i have to reblog this again bc i just noticed it’s from Guy Fieri

#the most important relationship in this entire show

when it’s november 1st

Songs with the same bpm but played over different than original video tracks give me life

This really has the 2020 vibe huh

HEY !! Here’s a video of me signing “fergalicious” for one of my asl projects !! :)

Guy in the background did not pass the vibe check

yes

come thru bitch

If I had legs like his I'd show them off all the time too

If I had this much ass I'd wear skin tight pencil skirts all the time

KING HAS LEGS

I am OBSESSED with this tiktok

every sentence in this is like being punched from a different direction

DIRECT ACTION

Vandalism doesnt change the system, it just slows it down and costs money. And no costing money won't change things either. It just goes on the national debt.

are you...talking to the cockatoo

the script from this series feels like it was made using cards against humanity, funny all the way

Books have caused me genuine emotional trauma

corporate in a nutshell

Yo of all songs from that era why is it that Istanbul not Constantinople is one of the ones that survived to be known for decades after? Why is a fucking song written for the 500th anniversary of the fall of Constantinople not completely unknown today? Who even listened to it when it was recorded like why

the reason is that its a fucking banger, patrick. theres no conspiracy, its just good

why do humans have an appendix if all it’s good for is exploding

Self destruct button