Let's Just Ask Pinkie Tai~

Like, the Apple Family is an exception, apples are their job and also their passion. But the rest of us? Why do you think Banana Pie is so popular~?

I will admit that even if you can't carve an apple, you can make those creepy little shrunken heads with them, and that's almost as good~

They look so cool, and if you're clever, you can find one for any season~

You probably wanted something about what I like to eat, but... Sometimes you gotta consider the practicality of food rather than its flavour~

All those idiot ponies who thought they were raising their child, but really they were strengthening my army.

We'll have to start that one up again once I reclaim my hive from that foolish usurper.

Man, remember when video games had fun codes that let you do things like that? Why don't we bring that back~?

It's a good thing physics don't apply here, because my bones are already fragile enough without this extra head ballast~

Twilight doesn't count, she started as one of us peasants, and, like, continued to live among us, at least while the show was going~

The only traveling I do is in books. Which, speaking of, I have one about how bugs climb up walls to catch up on~

It's derived from "Luna" and "heretic", I'm pretty sure~

Like, I'm sure Luna's a nicer and better pony now, but she's not cooler, and we all know coolness is what counts in this world~

Frankly, the fact that I got all those little strappies done up with hooves is to be commended!

I'm pretty sure Hermes exists just to justify the phrase "don't shoot the messenger".

ᛋᛈᛖᚨᚲᛁᚾᚷ ᚨ ᚠᛟᚱᛖᛁᚷᚾ ᛚᚨᚾᚷᚢᚨᚷᛖ ᛁᛋ ᚷᚱᛖᚨᛏ ᚠᛟᚱ ᛗᛁᛋᛚᛖᚨᛞᛁᚾᚷ ᛃᛟᚢ ᛚᛟᛏ ᚨᛒᛟᚢᛏ ᛈᛟᛁᛋᛟᚾᛋ. ᚾᛟᛏ ᛋᛟ ᛗᚢᚲᚺ ᚠᛟᚱ ᚾᚨᚱᚱᚨᛏᛁᚹᛖ ᚠᚢᛚᚠᛁᛚᛚᛗᛖᚾᛏ.

'ᛋᛁᛞᛖᛋ, ᛃᛟᚢ ᚱᛖᚨᛚᛚᛃ ᛏᚺᛁᚾᚲ ᛏᚺᛁᛋ ᛁᛋ ᛏᚺᛖ ᚲᛁᚾᛞ ᛟᚠ ᛒᛚᛟᚷ ᛏᛟ ᚱᛖᛚᛃ ᛟᚾ ᛋᚢᚲᚺ ᚾᚨᚱᚱᚨᛏᛁᚹᛖ ᛏᚱᛟᛈᛖᛋ?

And if you want to make normal brownies that ponies would want to eat, maybe leave the nuts out, that's all I'm saying~

It all comes down to ingredients and cooking process. Try using a cook book instead of a spellbook some time, see what happens~

Don't worry, I'm sure whatever doesn't work, an application of ninjitsu will make up the difference!

I gotta say, I approve of your choice of bananas for a treat. They cause little wear to the teeth!

Like, nice guy and everything, but he's got a moisture problem. Which I guess is fair, being made of the two moistest body parts~

Which is worse, an eye with tentacle or a tentacle with eyes? I'm leaning toward the latter~

She's basically always whispering in my ear anyway, so I'm not sure this adds anything~

I should probably make the same ol' joke about being really close friends, huh? Well, okay~

There's not enough censor bars and pixellations in the world that I could even show an approximation of a simulacrum of an example!

It must be the natural evolution of all those hot pepper challenge videos from a few years back!

Butt-dance again, like the rhythm's down your socks now~!

You could read more into this, but this is hardly the blog to do so.

If it's that dense a package, it's probably more socks~

The flight helps, I'm sure, but still. Only Derpy's got the guts to get the job done~

Nothing about any of those statements is gonna pan out to be true, I guarantee it.

Now, has anypony seen my hindquarters? I swear I left them around here somewhere...

This isn't one of those certain websites, so you all get me for free!

Money is just a thing some ponies made up, it doesn't actually MEAN anything.