CS Oneshot: The Naughty List
Ficmas is finally here! 12 days, 12 fics about the holiday season. This short one shot was prompted by @msstarlight and is thus dedicated and gifted to her. I hope you had a lovely holiday and a happy new year!
Captain Swan + “You are going straight on the naughty list”
1k | Rated T | AO3 | FF.net
Emma loved her family, she really did, and the Christmas morning celebration had been great, as had the large Christmas dinner but it was nice to return to her home with Killian and just be alone with him. Lately, with holiday parties. extra sheriff duties, and time with Henry, they hadn’t enjoyed an evening together in almost three weeks. And so Emma wasn’t exactly surprised when that after she made sure Henry had made it to Regina’s okay that Killian wasted no time pulling her into a deep kiss–the kind of kiss that can only end with both of them in bed and naked. But first they stumbled into the table and then the wall where Killian pressed against her as he kissed along her jaw.
“Let’s take this upstairs.” Emma murmured.
“Hmmm.” He mumbled into her skin but continued to kiss down her neck.
She grinned understanding his need to touch and feel but still wanting to make it to their bed before they got too far.
“Killian, seriously.” She pushed lightly on his shoulder. He growled and bit down at the juncture between her neck and collarbone. Emma gave a little moan. He knew just how to take her apart.
“Oh you are going straight on the naught list.” She murmured breathlessly as he licked at her tender flesh.
He moved his mouth to her ear. “The naughty list?” he said in a gravely whisper that sent a shiver down her spine. “Is that some more of your delightful role-play, love?”
Emma was assaulted by the image of her mother and father dressed as Santa and Mrs. Claus from the town party and stifled a giggle. “No. Just, no.”
Killian pulled back so she could see him waggle his eyebrows. “So why bring it up, Swan?”
She smiled teasingly. “It’s just something people say at Christmas.” Before he could ask another question Emma pulled him back into a kiss. Trying to work them both back up before the image of her parents had killed the mood. When his hand began to explore under her shirt Emma used her magic to whisk them to their bedroom.
“Love when you are eager.” Killian murmured against her lips. Emma didn’t bother to point out that she was always eager; Killian already knew that. She pulled him toward the bed by his belt and he licked his lips.
She started working on the buttons of his vest, the most enjoyable unwrapping she had done all day, and it was soon sliding to the floor.
When she started on his shirt he spoke.
“But what exactly is the naughty list?”
She rolled her eyes. “Killian, do you want to ask questions or do you want me to finish undressing you?”
“Can’t we do both?” He gave her a pout. It was the kind of face that a grown man who used to be a murderous pirate shouldn’t have been allowed to make. Emma knew Killian and she knew that he would keep thinking about this until he understood it. That was the way with him and new or strange things, he had a need to examine and understand them completely. She could distract him with sex but once they were done he would return to his questions and by then she would be exhausted and wanting to sleep. She sighed and sat on the bed and he followed her.
“It’s something that Santa Claus does.”
“The fat man in red fur that visits children? The one your father dressed as?” Emma could literally feel the mood being killed by the image.
“What does Santa have to do with being naughty? Henry said he just brings presents on Christmas.”
She nodded. “He does but the whole point of Santa Claus is kind of to scare kids into being good because they want him to bring them presents. So adults say that Santa has a list of all the kids in the world and good boys and girls go on the nice list while bad boys and girls go on the naughty list. Those who are on the naughty list get a lump of coal while those on the nice list get whatever present they asked for.”
“It seems a bit impractical way to keep track of who gets presents.”
Emma scoffed. “Yeah tell me about it. That’s how most kids figure out Santa isn’t real. That or the whole visit everyone in the world in one night in a flying sleigh thing.”
Killian hummed. “Actually, Henry and I worked out which magical objects and spells he could use to accomplish those feats.”
Emma’s heart flipped at the thought of Henry and Killian working out this problem over breakfast or at their booth in Granny’s while they waited for her to join them. She placed her hand on his cheek.
He smiled. “I love you too.” Everything paused as they stared at each other and grinned like idiots. Emma had always thought of saying “I love you” as making yourself vulnerable, of revealing your weakness, but every time she said it to Killian she felt stronger, bolder. They met in a sweet, slow kiss but before it could turn to more Killian pulled back brushing her cheek with his nose.
“Last question, love. Which list were you on as a child?” He was teasing but Emma felt her stomach sink as a wave of pain over a decade old bubbled up inside her. Killian must have sensed her change of mood because he pulled back, his eyes full of concern. “Emma?”
She shook her head. “I’m sorry. It’s just. As a foster kid no matter how good I was, no matter how hard I tried to be good I always felt like Santa put me on the naughty list. I actually had one family that said that the reason I didn’t get anything was because I was such a bad kid.” And though she was an adult, with a loving boyfriend, parents and an amazing kid Emma felt a wave of worthlessness, of not ever being enough, no matter how hard she tried.
Only one tear escaped before Killian was kissing her. And it wasn’t soft, it was needy and desperate as if he could push away her demons with the fierceness of his love. She kissed him back letting herself be loved and to remember that her days of lonely Christmases were over.