FUCK YOU, BALTIMORE! If you’re dumb enough to buy a car this weekend, you’re a big enough schmuck to come to Big Bill Hell’s Cars! Bad deals! Cars that break down! Thieves! If you think you’re gonna find a bargain at Big Bill’s, you can kiss my ass! It’s hard to believe that you’re such a stupid motherfucker, you’ll fall for this bullshit, guaranteed! If you find a better deal, shove it up your ugly ass! You heard us right, shove it up your UGLY ASS! Bring your trade, bring your title, bring your wife! We’ll fuck ‘er! That’s right! We’ll fuck your wife! Because in Big Bill Hell, you’re fucked six ways from Sunday! Take a hike, to Big Bill Hell’s, Home of Challenge Pissing! That’s right, Challenge Pissing! How does it work?! If you can piss six feet in the air straight up and not get wet, you get NO down payments! Don’t wait! Don’t delay! DON’T FUCK WITH US! Or we’ll rip your nuts off! At Big Bill Hell’s! The only dealer that tells you to fuck off! Hurry up, asshole! This event ends the minute after you write us a check! And it better not bounce or you’re a dead motherfucker! GO TO HELL! Big Bill Hell’s Cars! Baltimore’s filthiest and exclusive home of the meanest sons of bitches in the state of Maryland! GUARANTEED!

My head hurts from laughing at this so hard

put “top 5” anything in my ask and i will answer ok go

link the article you coward

https://the-niche.blog/2018/03/31/sixteen-songs-that-will-trigger-your-fight-or-flight-when-you-hear-them-in-public-provided-youve-read-homestuck/

the niche blog is really good, I recommend it

♪ pentagon - 빛나리 (shine) ♪

you know what’s really cool about learning a new language is that little by little you start understanding things and it’s not just “ksndlandowodbsla” when you hear someone talking in your target language it’s like “jdksdk-usted-foelfje-puntos-fjsodkspks-esta bien” and soon there won’t be any “jdksodld” it’ll all be smooth.

what’s the mood… for april?

artist: 이짜님

Resources for languages of Russia

Here is a cloud folder full of resources for various languages of Russia*, about 40 in total. Most of these books are in Russian, but still might be useful to you.

If you have questions or any resources that you would like to add to the folder, please DM me! 

*I included languages spoken in Russia that are not state languages in any other country — ie, no Korean or English. Yiddish is included due to its recognition in Jewish Autonomous Oblast (and because I have resources for it).

Full list under the cut:

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PENTAGON - ‘빛나리 (Shine)’ Official Music Video

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Incase you are worried or clicked anything stressful today, this is literally just a link to the Kitten Academy livestream. I hope all my followers are having a good Easter or April Fools and nothing too stressful is going on. 

I love you all and I hope you have a good day

APRIL FOOLS!!!!!!!!!!!

I love you all a lot and I hope you have a GREAT day!!

send me song recs and i'll respond with:

couldn’t listen all the way through | not my thing | it’s okay | kinda catchy | ok i really like this | downloading immediately | already in my library

Daily Capital Journal, Salem, Oregon, March 31, 1956

Friendly reminder: You don’t need to go on a diet to “get ready” for summer. You don’t need to earn the right to wear a bikini/a crop top/shorts by losing weight.