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Do you want to go to the park and sit on the swings yes or no

lukewarm take but i personally do not give a shit if poor people cheat a system that was designed to fail them anyways. i also coincidentally do not enjoy the taste of boot rubber

menthol illwess innit

celebrities watching parasite be like

this is funny to me. self awareness level 0

Me to my anxiety : can u like calm down these people don’t even think about you Depression : ever Me: that’s not what I meant

“Dad, why aren’t we allowed to go outside?” your daughter asks one day. But she already knows. There is no outside anymore.

then why the fuck did she ask

hmmmmmm…..

Sis lives for drama… fuckin virgo

I wanna be someone’s favorite, I want someone who’s absolutely infatuated with me.

inspired by Animal Crossing, I’ve started doing this thing where I mail my best friends a framed picture of myself and then never speak to them again

this is the funniest thing ive ever seen like theres so so so much detail in it

i can’t believe megamind destroyed mvrvel 7 years ago

i’m so glad we’re not sleeping on how brilliant this movie is anymore

i hate applying for jobs because the employers are always like: do you enjoy working in a stressful environment???? do you strive for unobtainable standards of perfection???? are you good at dealing with people that make you feel extremely uncomfortable??? do you mind losing real hours of your life in order to make minimum wage?? are you a fan of capitalism??? do you love selling your soul just so you can afford to live???

*planet explodes* *removes one earbud* what

do celebrity pets know they’re pets of celebrities

yes

when somebody insults you

i thought “tri-state area” was a phineas and ferb thing

The Great - 1.10 – featuring Voltaire

BUT👏🏾DID👏🏾HE👏🏾TELL👏🏾A👏🏾LIE?👏🏾