“You’re an adult now.”
Me
cop: where were you last night? shakira: at home sleeping shakira’s hips: she was at the club where the murder took place shakira: son of a
She did it. She ended terrorism.
me as a mom
im what the kids call
fucking annoying
“As I said before, I’ve allowed you to keep your wicked life for two reasons. And the second reason is so you can tell him in person everything that happened here tonight. I want him to witness the extent of my mercy by witnessing your deformed body. I want you to tell him all the information you just told me. I want him to know what I know. I want him to know I want him to know. And I want them all to know they’ll all soon be as dead as O-Ren.”
Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (dir. Quentin Tarantino)
Maisie Williams’s cute “date” to the Emmys (x)
Peter traded his Emmy for Maisie’s date
He looks so proud of it
muffy’s lunch consists of three sandwiches and a bread roll
SCREAMING Muffy sis…………..the carbs
A very gaunt Mulder & Scully
The fuck point (n.) The point in an assignment at which you say “Fuck it all,” slap down some bullshit, and turn it in without reading it
I have been experiencing this feeling a bit too much lately