Pretzel Lord | Destiny Drinker Matt

When you're unsuccessfully looking for something and start gradually increasing your It Could Be There range. Like yeah sure maybe the rice cooker pot is in the freezer, idk

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Well my life is fucked i lost my only special toy

just told my mom i was gonna freak it sensitive style and she hyped me up with “ooh quiet down…. quiet down..” while i was dancing

live reenactment

thurston

thurston

eighteen thousand note thurston

everything i learn about tswift is against my will

Being on your phone in bed at home during your free time: this sucks I'm wasting my life away what am I doing

Being on your phone at work:

why should i care about taylor swift when the killer remains at large

#girl… put 2 and 2 together

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what the hell was ice thinking

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What is this sorcery

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shes upset over the alarm going off

extremely relatable

i mean . no shit?

in all seriousness it's very alienating knowing theres Something Wrong With You. like seeing your mental illness come through in your behaviour and thought processes and knowing it's irrational and unhealthy, knowing other people are reading you as weird or stupid, and not being able to do anything about it is such a lonely experience