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kathatherine

@kathatherine / kathatherine.tumblr.com

Katherine. 29. Married. Bi. She/her. I'm basically obsessed with Critical Role and am a part of the Critrolestats team. (Avatar by @WendyDoodles.)
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So that old post of mine where I came up with goofy alternative titles for CR1 episodes is going around again and I’m not sure I ever went back and did it for the entire first campaign? So here goes:

  • Episodes 1-13: “Let’s Get The Dungeon-Crawling Out Of The Way”
  • Episode 14: “Gilmore Appears And Nothing Else Matters In This World”
  • Episodes 15-16: “Let’s Leave This Subplot In A Basement Until We’re Properly Leveled”
  • Episode 17: “Like Seriously Just A Literal Pit Fight”
  • Episodes 18-19: “Oh Fuck A Dragon”
  • Episodes 20-21: “I Hope This Semi-Immortal Enemy Doesn’t Come Back To Haunt Us”
  • Episode 22: “Oh Fuck A Dragon?”
  • Episode 23: “Like Seriously Just A Literal Pit Fight (Reprise)”
  • Episodes 24-25: “Okay Who Brought The Vampire-Riddled Backstory To A Perfectly Pleasant Party”
  • Episode 26: “So Fucking Weird I Can’t Come Up With A Title Funnier Than What Actually Happens”
  • Episode 27: “How Many Mirrors Can One Man Buy? (Spoiler: It’s Fifteen Hundred)”
  • Episode 28: “What The Actual Fuck Matthew”
  • Episodes 29-30: “Eerily Thematic Corruption Points: Fun For The Whole Family”
  • Episode 31: “JURASSIC PARK THEME INTENSIFIES”
  • Episodes 32-33: “Someone Open The Fridge And Let Cassandra Out Please”
  • Episode 34: “The Walls Are People And Magic Is Dead (This Is Fine)”
  • Episode 35: “Let’s Leave This Subplot In A Basement Until We’re Properly Leveled: The Sequel”
  • Episode 36: “The Holiday Special”
  • Episodes 37-38: “I Think I Saw This In A Soap Opera Once”
  • Episode 39: “What The Actual Fuck Matthew (The ‘Oh Fuck Four Dragons’ Remix)”
  • Episodes 40-42: “Everything Is Terrible And Nothing Will Be Okay Again”
  • Episode 43: “Okay Maybe Things Might Just Be The Slightest Bit Okay Again”
  • Episodes 44-45: “Yeah No Forget I Said That”
  • Episode 46: “Inexplicable Comic Relief”
  • Episode 47: “I Think That Went Well (It Didn’t)”
  • Episodes 48-50: “We Should Probably Rethink Our Policy On Sentient Evil Swords”
  • Episodes 51-52: “Like Seriously Just A Literal Pit Fight (Orchestral Remix)”
  • Episodes 53-55: “We Teleported Inside A Dragon And Somehow Things Got Worse From There”
  • Episode 56: “The Hot Springs Episode”
  • Episode 57: “How Many Voices Can We Make Matt Do”
  • Episode 58: “Well Shit, That Semi-Immortal Enemy Totally Came Back To Haunt Us”
  • Episodes 59-62: “Let’s Kidnap An Archfey And Become Royalty”
  • Episode 63: “Sometimes Trees Are Assholes”
  • Episode 64: “Ding-Dong Yes Hello Please Sign For This Gut-Punch Thank You”
  • Episodes 65-66: “Oregano Is Totally A Drug Right?”
  • Episodes 67-69: “What The Fuck Is This What The Fuck I Mean This Show May Actually Be Hazardous To My Health At This Point I Need Like Thirty Naps Now (The ‘What The Fuck’ Remix)”
  • Episodes 70-71: “Just Stick All Your Boss Battles In The Same Place It’ll Be Great”
  • Episode 72: “The Sound Of A Thousand Pens Hitting Paper”
  • Episode 73: “Let’s Not Go To The City of Brass”
  • Episodes 74-75: “Actually You Know What I Hear The City of Brass Is Real Nice This Time Of Year”
  • Episode 76: “Like Seriously Just A Literal Pit Fight (The ‘It Works On Several Levels’ Remix)”
  • Episode 77: “Did We Leave The Oven On Before We Left For Another Plane of Existence? (Yes)”
  • Episode 78: “This Guy Knows Words Like ‘Phalanx’ So He Should Probably Make The Plan”
  • Episode 79: “In The Dark, All Alone”
  • Episode 80: “Cue The Woodwinds”
  • Episode 81: “We… Probably Shouldn’t Leave The Subplot In A Basement This Time”
  • Episode 82: “The Floor Is The Ceiling And Is Also Made Of People (This Is Also Fine)”
  • Episode 83: “Poetic Justice In Spell Form”
  • Episode 84: “If You Skipped Here From Episode One You Wouldn’t Believe Which Characters Are Making You Cry”
  • Episode 85: “Sometimes Everything Is Broken”
  • Episode 86: “Bonding Over Daddy Issues”
  • Episode 87: “Oh Right We Should Probably Get Back To Some Of These Subplots Huh”
  • Episode 88: “Like Seriously Just A Literal Pit Fight (The ‘Under The Sea’ Remix)”
  • Episodes 89-90: “Earning That Inspiring Leader Feat”
  • Episodes 91-93: Listen, I can’t do it. I can’t beat the actual title. “Vox Machina Go To Hell” is too good.
  • Episode 94: “Hunting… For Love (Okay And Also For A Monster Creature But Hey)”
  • Episode 95: “What Vox Machina Did On Their Summer Vacation”
  • Episode 96: “Don’t You Hate It When Family Comes To Visit And Brings A Curse With Them?”
  • Episodes 97-98: “Don’t You Hate It When Family Hires An Assassin/Baker To Kidnap You?”
  • Episodes 99-100: “Communing With Ducks Is A Thing That Happens Sometimes”
  • Episode 101: “Nice City! Hate What You’ve Done With The Place!”
  • Episode 102: ”Fuck! This Show Is Extremely Hazardous To My Health And I Need To Go Lie Down Again”
  • Episode 103: “We Don’t Do Anything With Dignity”
  • Episode 104: “Going Door-To-Door Asking Gods If They’ve Heard The Good Word Of Us”
  • Episodes 105-106: “This Is The Weirdest Episode Of Reading Rainbow” 
  • Episodes 107-108: “Intense Fantasy Blacksmithing”
  • Episodes 109-111: “This Mountain-Climbing Trip Is So Stressful”
  • Episode 112: “The Feywild Is A Kinky Place”
  • Episode 113: “This Mountain-Climbing Trip Is So Stressful (The ‘What The Actual Fuck Matthew’ Remix)”
  • Episode 114: “In The Light, All Together”
  • Episode 115: “It’s Always Been A Story About Love (But Also Pandemonium)”
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criticalrolo

I’m Reminiscing over how much I loved Campaign One and some of my favorite parts… I have never absolutely lost it like I did over Vex’s Nat 20 of Love, or Scanlan’s HDYWTDT for the Pit Fiend, or Keyleth’s Feeblemind. What were everyone else’s favorite moments?

all of these! also dominating yenk and grog’s HDYWTDT from the Kill Box, and I absolutely flipped my shit when ioun declared scanlan her champion

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kathatherine

"I hear my mother's voice in the morning..."

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crittique

saDASFDSFASE i never noticed your new icon with saint matthrew XD XD that pose is so hilarious!!! do you have a bigger size pic of it????

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sure i do! ;)

originally wanted to photoshop some halo behind him but i really suck at it…anyway. enjoy:) :D

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I’m not great either but a bit of light flare has a cool effect.

I doubt this was the halo you meant but I thought it would fit

!!!!

it gave me more a byzantine religious art vibe and i have liek 0 impulse control so i have to

more saitns matthew for all!!

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logicloup

I just love the Mighty Nein’s approach to character histories

Mollymauk: a constant and shifting collection of outrageous lies

Caleb: just enough of the truth to answer the immediate question

Fjord: the appearance of absolute forthrightness that drips with seawater and falsehood

Beau: be so abrasively laconic that no one even wants to ask

Jester: Oh yeah, guys, here’s my entire tragic backstory that messed me up so badly I don’t even realize it’s heartbreaking. Thanks for coming to my TEDtalk. *adorable grin with sparkles and lollipops*

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