Rebellions are built on sopes.

why is this so fucking funny

Well, he’s not wrong.

“WE NEED TO FUCKING SAVE TURTLES, BECAUSE WITHOUT TURTLES….”

“WE WOULDN’T HAVE TURTLES!”

Bitch!! He’s right tho and I want a metal straw now

If they were to make a live-action movie of “The Road to El Dorado”

me after 3 hours sleep 

mother : are you all right? me :  

me: can i say something mean and petty?

my friends, sitting at the edge of their chairs, alert and ready: absolutely

*releases pack of dads into home depot* go……be free

corcle time

lady gaga: let’s have some fun this beat is sick i wanna take a ride on ur disco stick

12 y/o me knowing full well she’s talkin abt dick: 

fuck it up Cathleen!!!!!!!

CATHLEEN IS A QUEEN

Ann Coulter is a white demon and tbh I hope she chokes

This has me dead

Hector: Imelda, como se dice “un zapato” en inglés?

Imelda: A shoe.

Hector: Salud.

Imelda: 

I can barely understand Spanish and I screeched

*drools on phone *

@tomfordvelvetorchid

turn the sound on for the love of god