why is this so fucking funny
Well, he’s not wrong.
“WE NEED TO FUCKING SAVE TURTLES, BECAUSE WITHOUT TURTLES….”
“WE WOULDN’T HAVE TURTLES!”
Bitch!! He’s right tho and I want a metal straw now
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why is this so fucking funny
Well, he’s not wrong.
“WE NEED TO FUCKING SAVE TURTLES, BECAUSE WITHOUT TURTLES….”
“WE WOULDN’T HAVE TURTLES!”
Bitch!! He’s right tho and I want a metal straw now
me after 3 hours sleep
mother : are you all right? me :
Studying hard... (at Jackman Humanities Building) https://www.instagram.com/p/BqxcBTYnTU6/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1v9udv4ijoh0l
me: can i say something mean and petty?
my friends, sitting at the edge of their chairs, alert and ready: absolutely
*releases pack of dads into home depot* go……be free
corcle time
lady gaga: let’s have some fun this beat is sick i wanna take a ride on ur disco stick
12 y/o me knowing full well she’s talkin abt dick:
fuck it up Cathleen!!!!!!!
CATHLEEN IS A QUEEN
Ann Coulter is a white demon and tbh I hope she chokes
This has me dead
Hector: Imelda, como se dice “un zapato” en inglés?
Imelda: A shoe.
Hector: Salud.
Imelda:
I can barely understand Spanish and I screeched
*drools on phone *
turn the sound on for the love of god