“It’s my fucking highway.” - Dr. Judy Melinek, Forensic pathologist
Hey you fucking bottoms
yeah? the hell you want?
Just… a bottom of my own 😔
find someone that knows how to calm your storms
the day that tumblr removed the ability to edit posts because Mr Tumblypoos complained about the taste of cock edit is the day this website took a permanent turn for the worst
wait, the what edit?
enjoy
gentle reminder that mother’s day is not for all moms. it’s for good moms. abusive and neglectful moms do not deserve to be celebrated on this day. and if you are the child of one of those moms, you should feel no guilt in ignoring the day altogether. I hope you can stay strong kiddos! ♡
anime roboticist: alright here’s your massive robot suit. you have to be in its core, and it mimics your movements 1:1 while you’re in it. also any damage the robot takes you also take in the same place
robot pilot: wouldn’t it make sense for me to control it remotely miles away
anime roboticist: yeah but. cmon
BIG MOOD
Smash or pass: the sexy tuna guy from the starkist cans
Fuck marry kill: green giant, sexy tuna, mr clean
You are NOT allowed to kill mr clean
This is obvious, kill the sexy tuna because that’s just weird, fuck Mr clean because he’s ripped and you know you won’t catch anything, now here you might think marry Mr clean because he’ll clean the house, but no, his cleanliness standards would be unbearable.
marry the green giant, making you basically a pagan god through marriage, and he can probably make vegetables grow using magic and as a vegan I need that, dick probably too big to do anything with but like, pagan marriages can be poly I think
I want you to know you are so powerful to be able to begin with “this is obvious”
What’s happening on Twitter? 😂
Love smash mouth
What’s going on this year
What is happening? 😂
WE EATING PUSSY IN 2018!!!!
my cat is licking himself loudly and wetly, somewhere in this pitch-black room, and it sounds like there’s an old man eating a bowl of chili in the dark with me
Big mood
I slept in and laughed way too much at this
THE NOISESSSSS LMFAOOOOOOOO
Paranoia Agent (2004) dir. Satoshi Kon
howdy