desire is the root of heartache

i am going to fetishize kinds of men you’ve only seen in your peripheral vision at the grocery store

im gonna need to get real. and also a clue. and also a grip

Men love me for my cadaver swag. The way my skin is cold like a corpse, my off-putting demeanor, and the way I stand in the threshold of the still-living and the dead.

some notes on loving a little too hard, a little too heavy

dionysus big naturals

hey so this is simultaneously the best and worst reply you could have ever made to my post

A cosmic tribute to my current favourite comment in YouTube history

me : oh lookey another one guys *picks up a half smoked cigarette off the ground *

the group of unimaginably beautiful women who follow me around every where and refuse to leave me alone: great find handsome❤

Things that are legal to do but unhinged

English added by me :)

lord the peasants are so loud today

pheasants. PHeasants. The birds

Don't you mean classist Typo, as in discriminating against poor people, and not classicist, the type of academic who studies antiquity in southern Europe?

Achievement unlocked!

Fire post!

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE POST IS ON FIRE

hey um i didn't want to have to be the one to tell you this but you walked off a cliff and haven't looked down yet

you know how it is with lofthouse cookies

hey hey hey

Assigning you a song that makes white people go nuts (from experience)