Let him wander around the house. Thought I lost him but he was next to the potatoes
“I’m gay”
“Me too / Too bad we missed each other”
“Yeah, me too”
found in a women’s bathroom stall in Lokál Dlouhááá, Prague, Czech Republic
Dearly bruhloved we are swaggered here today to join these two bros in holy matrihomie.
huh that seemingly unpleasant task only ended up taking eight minutes to complete and was surprisingly satisfying, I may have erred in putting it off for two weeks.
Just fucking tag me next time there’s no need to be passive aggressive
PUT THIS ON MY GRAVE
Early University of Idaho students in the first greenhouse, built in 1896.
From the Campus Photograph Collection
Gwendoline Christie photographed by Kerry Hallihan for The Sunday Times (2017)
A philosopher once asked, “Are we human because we gaze at the stars, or do we gaze at them because we are human?” Pointless, really… “Do the stars gaze back?” Now that’s a question.
Stardust (2007) dir. Matthew Vaughn
we’re all talking about how sansa’s “how do you answer these charges………lord baelish” was savage af but listen the real savagery was when littlefinger went “lady sansa forgive me…i’m a bit confused” and she snapbacked with “which charges confuse you” like what an icon
Cottage garden by Georgianna Lane
we’re almost in the ‘20s and dadaism is thriving, europe’s in a shambles, everyone is broke and the right wing is on the rise so i guess we really don’t learn a goddamn thing huh
Not to be an anarchist on main but we should all have free time and space to make things and be creative
vaccinate your kids or I’ll slap you with squids!!!!!!! I will slap you with an actual squid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the sea creature squid!!!!!!!!!
My husband and I decided not to vaccinate our children, we believe our doctor is much more qualified to do it.
I almost had a heart attack reading that..
That’s exactly why he loves telling that joke
Hubby says the follow-up is “Unfortunatly the doctor refused. She said it’s the nurse’s job.”