My new favorite video on the internet
I didn’t expect this to go as long as it did
This is absolutely fantastic…
this is the text of good fortune, reblog in 60 seconds and $1200 will spontaneously materialize in your bank account🙏🙌💪🏻😤
Worth a shot! 🤷🏽♀️
Oh, hell yeah I need good prosperity in my life right now
Jeff Goldblum’s priceless reaction to the potential Marvel / Sony split
Broke nigga: ima put a baby in you one day, bet
a whole ass threat 💀
Who did this?!?!? 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
I’m done
😭😭😭😭😭
WHO DID THIS ?!!
I suddenly understand why jewelry is expensive
Wait for it…
Avengers: Infinity War aka The Bachelor: Tony Stark Edition
By popular request, meet the other contestants:
A late contender appears:
And introducing a very special guest judge:
[captions] Great White: “OK guys, we have to be careful. Someone here is possessed by an owl!” Hammerhead: “Who?” Great White: “That’s the thing, we don’t-” [triple take]
Literally anything you do
SECONDED
dude, just have him show up. No fan fare or nothing, just have him show up. And when asked where he came from just have him shrug
When Tumblr goes premium let’s all use one account like netflix
the password is “shoelaces”
“When Madonna came out with her hit “Vogue” you knew it was over. She’d taken a very specifically queer, transgender, Latino and African-American phenomenon and totally erased that context with lyrics about how “It makes no difference if you’re black or white, if you’re a boy or a girl.” Madonna was taking in tons of money, while the Queen who actually taught her how to vogue was sitting on a table in front of me, broke. So if anybody requested “Vogue” or any other Madonna track, I just told them, “No, this is a Madonna-free zone! And as long as I’m DJ-ing, you will not be allowed to vogue to the decontextualized, reified, corporatized, liberalized, neutralized, asexualized, re-genderized pop reflection of this dance floor’s reality!””
— DJ Sprinkles - Ball'r (Madonna-Free Zone)
LMAOOOOO i can hear these pics