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Serious Blog on Serious Earth

@possessedloser / possessedloser.tumblr.com

if you don't expect too much from me, you might not be let down.
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hey, i'm abel, and i have a metric fuckload of waifus.
they/them & he/him pronouns
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Not trying to victim blame or anything but you’d think with all the times necromancers have tried/succeeded in raising undead armies the people of Tamriel would’ve stopped burying their dead fully armed and equipped for battle.

Like, I know your great grandpa’s sword was A Part Of Him and all but maybe you could bury SuperDeathblade somewhere not right next to SuperDeathbladeMan. Just in case.

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karhs

oh, what, so he can get his ass kicked when he inevitably gets raised from the dead?? you want to make great grandpa into a loser? a chump?? if his corpse is going to be puppeteered into battle by a sick and twisted sorcerer then by the nine he is going to do it well

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la-venere

nothing sexier than that picture with the italian players on top of eachother after the win and the english ones going through the 5 stages of grief in the back

THIS ONE

i can see it

This destroyed me.

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I think we need to start making movies shittier again. Lots of stop-motion monsters, buckets of neon red blood, cheap ass costumes, everyone has their tits out, every night scene has fifty fog machines going, you get what I mean. Everything needs to look like it has a budget of twenty bucks.

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i genuinely dunno if anyone remembers me at this point but i’m still alive, just not active on tumblr anymore

if anyone wants to add me on discord please just shoot me a message, i miss talking to y’all

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It's National Beef Day and I would like to take this opportunity to be thankful for Harvey Dent since he is pure prime beef and should be recognised as the hottest Gotham Rogue.

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whipbogard

Harvey Dent - former Gotham's District Attorney

(from the personal collection of B. T. Wayne)

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straight friend groups be like: *blonde girl* *chad* *the funny one* *kyle* *brunette girl* *frat boy*

gay friend groups be like: *the accursed* *the first vicar* *host of the nightmare* *hunter of hunters* *daughter of the cosmos* *the vacuous spider*

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