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TVDVERSE APPRECIATION WEEK: Day Two Favourite Character: Caroline Forbes
“I was alone when I turned. I had no control over my body or my urges and … I killed somebody. I don’t want that to happen to you. I don’t want you to be alone.”
TVDVERSE APPRECIATION WEEK DAY TWO: Favorite Character ↳ Caroline Forbes
I did this before when my roommate watched riverdale… now the guy I’m dating has decided to start riverdale since I like it. So here we are again. He’s watching the pilot right now and here are some of my favorite quotes so far:
“Hello Veronica. She can murder me any day”
“Hi queer baiting good to see you again”
“Hot people and good cinematography”
And because of Jughead he’s accusing me of my type being “dark sad bois” and honestly? Is he wrong? (no)
episode three:
“YAASSS SHUT DOWN THE SLUT SHAMERS”
“I want to be Jughead. I need more Jughead” (relatable)
on Grundy: “I WANT TO DIE”
on Betty: “HOLY FUCK. OH MY GOD. BETTY. STAB ME PLEASE”
now he’s on 4 (jugheads dark sad boi backstory episode) and still dragging me for the dark sad boi thing “so am I hotter now that you know I’m a sad boi?”
stay tuned folks.
episode six
5 minutes before the bughead kiss: “I want Jughead and Betty to get together”
after the kiss I told him that they are who I write fics about “of course. Because you identify with Betty and also love sad bois” (I’ll never live this down)
jason theories: he’s dead set on the idea that Jason killed himself
also: “was Cheryl fucking Jason? I think so. Don’t actually answer that”
“they really went in on the contour on archie”
he was here today and we watched 1x10-1x13
*veronica puts glasses on* *deep breath* “she put glasses on” *fans self*
“is betty a dom?” “is betty actually the main character?”
him: I love Kevin
me: he deserves more than what he gets
him: which is nothing
he barely ever says “jughead” anymore it’s almost always “jug”
during fp’s confession:
fp: so i grabbed him and put him in my car
him: no you didn’t
fp: i took him to the white wyrm
him: but you didn’t though
sheriff: did you kill jason blossom?
him: nah fam
final top 3 jason’s murderer theories before episode 12: “cheryl because I want her to have done it, joaquin because otherwise why is he even here or number three- someone we’ve never even seen”
“why do archie and veronica think betty would care if they’re dating? she’s literally in love with jughead”
jughead: I love you betty Cooper
him: *audible gasp* yes
betty: jughead jones
him: yes yes yes
betty: I love you
him: yeeeSSSSS
he’s starting season 2 y’all
“it’s a terrible show and I’m going to watch it until i catch up”
“they have to find a way to get archie’s shirt off every episode don’t they”
“midge! i was hoping they’d write her in” (lololololol)
him: betty is great. you want to be her don’t you?
me: I just relate to her a lot. her life is not enviable. sure she has a cute guy that likes her but i have that too i guess
him: yes! you do and he has dark hair and wears flannels and is friends with some gang members
“when are jughead and betty gonna fuck? I can’t handle the tension”
“jingle. jangle. I want to die”
*at the end of 2x05*
“DID HE ROOFIE HER
I’m overwhelmed
SAVE HER
YES KILL HIM
I’m sweating”
*on jug and toni*
“dont you dare. get your mouth off him.”
*on toni post 2x05*
“we love a bisexual icon”
black hood theories as of 2x08:
hal
• don’t trust him
• his wife is a sinner who was in a gang from the south side
• and the black hood is pitting the sides against each other
(a smart boi?)
end of 2x08 (post serpent dance)
veronica just say I love you you idiot… garbage… jughead wat… oh come on fuck off archie and betty, fuck that noise, betty and jughead 4 lyfe
“i want badass betty with her hair down to come back”
*when betty hit svenson with the shovel* *screams directly into my ear* YESSSS BITCHHHHH
after svensons black hood reveal: wow. he was a psychopath. he couldn’t live with his own guilt. *1 min later* hes not actually the black hood though right
on agent adams: that is a terribly fitting suit, i know they did that on purpose but i just had to say it…he’s not actually in the fbi though is he
on archie: what kind of sociopath wears their henley all the way buttoned up?
*betty, hearing noises from upstairs* “mom???”
*him* “dad???? black hood??? jughead??? she gets upstairs and jughead is just like naked on her bed. of course she has mace. of course it’s pink, of course it is”
when jughead cut into penny’s arm he gasped and put his hand over my face
“chic weirds me out but his cheekbones though”
“*i have a darkness inside that scares me* ok you kinky bitch”
“betty has that after sex glow, get it girl…ALICE WHAT THE FUCK”
him: oh jughead. it’s not because of the sex, it’s because she hid a body. he’s trying to make sure she’s okay. so cute.
me: a good boi
him: goals. I want to be good like jughead.
the look of let down on his face when Hal was in the auditorium when shots were fired in the mayoral race. “I wanted it to be him…” staring listlessly into the distance “I hate him so much”
*10 minutes later* “but I wanted it to be Hal… are his eyes the right color??”
• • •
when nick told veronica he wanted her to spend the night with him in order to get archie back this boy literally stood up, head in hands and walked a few steps away, froze, head in hands staring at the tv.
me: do you really think veronica would do that?
him: *looks at me* *looks back at the screen* *whispers* she loves archie so much though
we are all theatre people and I watched the musical episode with him and his roommate last night. so it’s me (stage manager) him (sound designer/production manager) his roommate (lighting designer)
so a lot of good comments were made
“are they trying to make it look like it was lit by a high schooler?”
“why are they in full costume in rehearsals? is this a tech rehearsal? what are they doing?”
*on fangs* “is that you?? what a good stage manager” me: I’m pretty sure he’s assistant directing “ooooh even better”
*fangs in midges dressing room* I’m just helping her run lines him: with my DICK!
*midges reveal*
cheryl in the audience: did you reblock this scene?
the boys: *complete shock, no words for a full minute, then* is that how you reblock a scene? is that the reblocking of a scene???? *laughter* is that what that is allison? yeah that’s what it is…poor midge
we finished season 2 last night…
“sweet pea needs to calm down like 99.9% of the time”
“i’m afraid of cheryl and i love her”
final black hood “theories” I really want Hal to be the black hood but he can’t be… I just hate him so much… who has green eyes? *looks at me with a shit eating grin* oh my god allison are you the black hood?
*halfway through 2x22* …so is this episode not going to have a cliffhanger? // no it will // yessss
*betty walking away from hal’s cell as he screams after her* okay see right there they should have had her take her hair down // that would have symbolized her becoming a new person // yes they should have made that choice and followed through on it *looks at me for approval* right?
*on the leader of the ghoulies* this guys had way too much jingle jangle. why did they have to do that? why did they have to call it jingle jangle?
“serpent KING? I hate that I HATE that”
*final scene* who’s gonna die? …someone’s gonna die… josie’s gonna die… someone is going to die *cops enter* oh my god… are they arresting archie? they’re arresting archie!!!!!
also, for anyone who has been following this the whole time… or i guess anyone who cares… last night he asked me to be his girlfriend. i said yes.
the time has come. we have found a way for him to start season 3. we watched the first 4 episodes today. I have been waiting for this moment because my friends, this boy plays DnD on a weekly basis. so…
3x01
*archie in bed* do you ever think about how it’s someone’s job to just rub baby oil on archie before these scenes?
*choni at the pool party* yes bitches overlook your kingdom!
“was this set lit with a candle?”
3x02
“how many times do you think betty and jughead have fucked in the blue and gold?”
3x03
veronica: I haven’t opened the speakeasy because I want archie to be there to dance with me at the opening
him: fuck that dance with betty at the opening you don’t need some stupid man
*on choni* we love a gay power couple
*on GnG* so it’s literally DnD (and then he went on a tangent about how in the 80’s people thought this is what would happen because of DnD giving me a history lesson like the nerd he is)
3x04
*on the midnight club* so they really had to do that? so they really just had it be the breakfast club
*on the kids playing their parents* some of them are really leaning into it and others aren’t, like cole is doing the gestures his dad does and lili is doing the facial expressions
so he’s actually going to catch all the way up now, buckle up and enjoy the last of this ride with me
our friend told us he had been dating someone secretly but we wouldn’t be able to find out who.
riverdale truly is everywhere
this boy asked if I wanted to come eat some of this soup he made when I had an hour between stuff today and when we got to his place he eyed me and said “what time is your call tonight” and I told him it was in an hour and he raised his eyebrows suggestively and said “just enough time to watch an episode of riverdale”
when archie and veronica were talking about breaking him out of juvie this fucker said “coming out of my cage and I’ve been doing just fine”
then he kept watching while I was at the show and live texted it to me…
archie when he ran away: “if archie could keep it in his pants for 3 seconds” “why u telling her ur life story”
*betty in SOQM* she’s such a criminal and I love her
after my show he stayed over and we were chillin on my bed and he said “you’re weird” and I launched into jughead’s “I’m a weirdo” speech. when I was done I apologized and he looked at me with a content smile and said “don’t apologize for doing nerdy stuff, it just makes me love you more”
the pressure is ON you guys
I watched the new episode this morning and he called me while I was watching it. He was at work. It’s important for you to understand that he’s a production manager for this arts center so a bunch of people report to him.
*on the phone*
me: there’s so many good lines in this episode.
him: *pause to answer work related question from coworker* okay sorry what were you saying
me: someone just said “I need you in every way. Mind, body and soul. But mostly body.”
him: that sounds like something Cheryl would say
me: Toni said it to Cheryl
him: *loudly in his office, not alone* YES BITCH GO OFF
***unrelated but just***
**if ya mans ain’t feeding into your bullshit this way then what’s the point**
*watching 3x09 when Archie’s hallucinating* it gets more convoluted than this? how can it get more convoluted than this
“riverdale is like they wrote a rough draft and then just went with it”
“the writers of this show just come up with base line plot points and then tell the actors to improv”
“the writers write down their main plot points just like -love triangle, serial killer, homosexuals- and throw a dart and whichever ones it lands on they go well there’s our episode”
…season 3 is on Netflix now so things are getting serious again
me: they’re doing a fucking Nancy Drew tv show on the cw I’m gonna die
him: oh god, are you a writer on it? did you pitch that to them?
it happened. he found my fan fiction so then he found my blog so then he found this post. he thinks he’s funny
people liked this when it was happening and I just remembered it, so in case anyone cares- we just celebrated our 3 year anniversary and we are still watching riverdale together and he still thinks he’s really funny. 🙄😌
God is so obviously a man so the Devil protects her sisters. -c.k.
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